tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-82310891501269560522011-04-21T16:15:25.730-07:00Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.comBlogger181100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-76919571471556891642009-05-26T12:46:00.000-07:002009-05-26T13:22:14.596-07:00<span style="color:#009900;">27--5--2009</span><br /><span style="color:#009900;"></span><br /><span style="color:#9999ff;"><strong>********************************</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>New <span style="color:#ff0000;">&amp; </span>Latest Jokes are Here</strong></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><strong>*******4 u 2 enjoy**********</strong></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ff33;">Sardar</span>****<span style="font-size:180%;color:#00cccc;">Faraz</span>****<span style="font-size:180%;color:#999900;">Adult</span>***<span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Anti Misba</span><br /><span style="color:#66ffff;">*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">Major Rohail</span>****<span style="font-size:180%;color:#660000;">Phatan</span>***<span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;">Santa Banta</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#3333ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;">LETS START LAUGHING......?</span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#3333ff;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">The Early Message doesn't mean to disturb u</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">.</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">It is only to show that</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">"You r my First thinking of the Day"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">"kyu k main sari raat tera soch k</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">muuth marta rha"</span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">Good Morning</span><br /><br />.......................................................................................<br /><br />Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se<br />.<br />Cigrtete mele<br />Wo prshan hova<br />Phir<br />Sharab ki bottle meli<br />Wo preshan hova<br />Phir<br />Ek larka mela<br />Wo khush ho kr bola<br />“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”<br /><br />...................................................................................<br /><br />Sardar ke B.V bhag gye,<br />.<br />3 din bad ghar wapas I<br />.<br />Sardar gussey se bola:<br />"Hun ke lein ayee aye"<br />.<br />Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."<br /><br />..............................................................................<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta huto<br /> us k muu se Smell aati hy<br />.<br />Dr.<br />“kamal hy jb main ne check<br />up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”<br />....................................................................................<br /><br />Aik dafa pathan ne<br />Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi<br />:<br />Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,<br />.<br />Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke<br /><br />.............................................................................<br /><br />Operation Theater main<br />Anti Misba 2 Dr.<br />“Light OFF nhi karni?”<br />.<br />Dr.<br />“Light OFF kyu?”<br />.<br />AntiMisba<br />“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”<br /><br />...................................................................................<br /><br />Medical science proved k Kapre tight<br />pehn'ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy<br />.<br />But<br />.<br />Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon<br />.<br />Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy<br /><br />.....................................................................<br /><br />SPERM MARCH<br />.<br />Anti Misba ki choot main<br />sperms Ne long march kya<br />.<br />Kyu?<br />.<br />Sperms ka kehna hai K<br />un k khuch satheyon Ko pechli<br />gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy<br /><br />............................................................................<br /><br />Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?<br />.<br />Pathan:<br />Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke<br />bottle parri thi.<br />Mei ne bas itna kaha K<br />Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy<br /><br />.............................................................................<br /><br />Anti Misba ne<br />family planning Capsule kha lya<br />.<br />.<br />10 din bad payt se awaz aai<br />.<br />.<br />Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai<br />“Mohala Planning” ka nhi<br /><br />............................................................................<br /><br />Height of positive attitude:<br />.<br />Girl Friend:<br />Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy<br />.<br />Boy Friend:<br />That's Good, Phir to hum<br />Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge<br /><br />................................................................................<br /><br />CHOOT MEETING<br /><br />Anti Misba ki CHOOT mainSperms meeting<br />.<br />I m Dr.<br />I m doodhwala<br />I m Husbnd<br />I m boyfrnd<br />I m mohaledar<br />Ek sperm chup chapTha<br />.<br />Kyu..?<br />.<br />Insanon ki meeting main<br />Kutte ka kya kaam....<br /><br />................................................................................<br /><br />Reporter:<br />Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding<br />na kya karien<br />Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Officer:<br />Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k<br />"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."<br /><br />............................................................................<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki<br />To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy<br /><br />......................................................................<br /><br />Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai<br />.<br />Banta: Tujhe kese pta?<br />.<br />Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne<br />check kr k muje Batya tha<br /><br />...........................................................................<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Khansi ka kya hal hy?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab<br />saans ruk ruk k aata hy<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha<br />to wo b band ho jae ga<br /><br />.............................................................................<br /><br />Hello...Hello..Hello...<br />Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?<br />HELLO...?HELLOooo...???<br />Ab awaaz aai?<br />ab b ni?<br />awaaz aye gi bhi kaise?<br />Bewakoof ye tu sms he<br /><br />....................................................................<br /><br />Anti Misba k gharelo totke<br />.<br />Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho<br />To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein<br />Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k<br />pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho<br /><br />......................................................................<br /><br />Load sheding in Pakistan<br />.<br />mil gaya !<br />mil gaya !<br />mil gaya !<br />loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya<br />.<br />.<br />TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper<br />se jeetain generator<br />chudai lagaow bijli paow<br /><br />……………............................................................................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-7691957147155689164?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-32789724371820334692009-04-22T12:04:00.000-07:002009-04-22T12:18:35.706-07:00<span style="color:#33ff33;">24-4-2009</span><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#6633ff;">Latest new funniest jokes added</span><br /><span style="color:#663366;">Phatan,</span><span style="color:#cc6600;">Sardar,</span><span style="color:#66ff99;">Faraz</span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Major Rohail,</span><span style="color:#006600;">Santa Banta</span><br />Anti Misba,<span style="color:#ff6600;">Dirty,</span><span style="color:#99ffff;">Adult</span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Jokes </span><span style="font-size:180%;color:#999900;">&amp; </span><span style="color:#cc33cc;">sms msgs</span><br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,<br />kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi<br />.<br />Sardar:<br />khush ho k<br />Begum usay ek moqa aur do<br /><br />___________________________________________<br /> <br />Bubbli class mei gadha le aye<br />.<br />Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?<br />.<br />Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein<br />k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu<br /><br />___________________________________________<br /> <br />Reporter:<br />Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez<br />ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein<br />ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />saarhi mei taange kholna<br />mushkil ho jata hy<br /> <br />____________________________________________<br /> <br />Tension<br /><br />Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi<br />.<br />raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye<br />.<br />Major usy hospital le gya<br />.<br />Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen<br />.<br />MAJOR KO TENSION<br />.<br />wo bola mei iska baap nhe!<br />.<br />phirLrki se pucha<br />.<br />wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy<br />.<br />MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION<br />.<br />pher police i<br />.<br />Major ka medical checkup hua<br />.<br />Report i kMojar Rohail kbe<br />bap nhe bn skta<br />.<br />Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya<br />.<br />khushi khushi bahar aya<br />.<br />OR PHER Socha k<br />.<br />Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein<br />.<br />WO KIS K HEN<br />.<br />Major Rohail ko<br />.<br />PHIR TENSION<br /><br />__________________________________________<br /> <br />Major Rohail:<br />yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?<br />.<br />Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v<br />ko bhga k le gya tha<br />Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab<br />wapas krne ayaa hy<br /><br />__________________________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-3278972437182033469?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-10124488873873326172009-03-19T04:22:00.000-07:002009-03-19T05:21:43.311-07:00<span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;">20-3-2009</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#33ff33;"></span><br />To send jokes e.mail on<br /><a href="mailto:smsjokes@gawab.com">smsjokes@gawab.com</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">LATEST SMS JOKES</span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#6666cc;">DIRTY,</span><span style="color:#ffcc00;">ADULT,</span><span style="color:#993300;">SARDAR,</span><span style="color:#000099;">PHATAN,</span><span style="color:#003333;">NARGIS</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#ff99ff;">FARAZ,</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">ANTI MISBA</span> <span style="color:#993399;">&amp;</span> <span style="color:#33ff33;">MAJOR ROHAIL</span></span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color:#000066;">Search On</span> <span style="color:#00cccc;">Google,</span> <span style="color:#ff6600;">Yahoo,</span> <span style="color:#009900;">Msn,</span> <span style="color:#999900;">Altavist</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="color:#330033;">"Adult sms"</span> <span style="color:#333399;">"Sardar sms"</span> <span style="color:#ff0000;">"Anti Misba sms"</span> <span style="color:#3333ff;">"Pathan sms"</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">"Musharaf sms"</span> <span style="color:#33ff33;">"Major Rohail sms"</span> <span style="color:#ff9966;">"Faraz sms"</span> <span style="color:#ff99ff;">"Sexy sms"</span><br /><span style="color:#ff99ff;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe Tange khol k leti hue thi.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">.</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy kTaza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy</span><br /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br />Janta hy mera baap kon hai?<br /><br />.<br />Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection<br />to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP<br />.<br />Admision ke line me Anti Misba ka beta bole<br />"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"<br />.<br />College k ground meBubbli ka beta bole<br />"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"<br />.<br />Saloon ki kursi peh Major Rohail bole<br />"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"<br />.<br />Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante<br />Hum jante hy to sirf<br />en keMAA k CONECTIONS ko<br />.<br />Ye hy youngistan meri jaan<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha,<br />tahajud ki namaz aada ke,<br /> aurDua krne lga<br />“Mere mola sb so rhe hai urmain teri ibadat kr rha hu”<br />Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi<br />“Kameny to apni dua manghamari shikayat q kr rha hy”<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD<br />dostoKo dekha k both pachhtaya<br />.<br />kyu?<br />.<br />Major Rohail shadi wali CD<br />mei se“SUHAG RAT” wala<br /> scenedelete krna bhool gya tha<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />Phatan train me su su kr k aya<br />BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?<br />Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy<br />“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.<br />Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?<br />Tota bola PATHAN.<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Doctor:<br />sorry Major sabAp ke MAA ko hm nhe<br /> bcha skteWo ab last stage pe hy<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />koe baat nheMere MAA DANCER<br />hai wo hrSTAGE pr perform kr skte hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Time is MoneyMajor<br /><br />Rohail ne apne behn BUBBLI k Driver<br />ko both mara<br />.<br />kyu?<br />.<br />Customer complains<br />“Bubbli time pr nhe pohnchti”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />Two Sardars went into a pub and<br />after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches<br />out of their pockets and started to eat them<br />.<br />You cant eat your own sandwiches in here,<br />complained the pub-owner<br />.<br />So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya<br />.<br />Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti neUska kya bigara tha?<br />.<br />Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga<br />.<br />ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae<br />.<br />Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?<br />.<br />Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Major Rohail: Want to have sex<br />.<br />Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle<br />.<br />Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago<br />.<br />Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago<br />.<br />Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up<br />.<br />Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Utha jo mera Janaza to woh Cheekh kar bolay Faraz!<br />.<br />Thehar jao!!! Abhi Waddi Phuphi ne aana hai.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />Mun meetha karna hai to mere paas aa Faraz!!!!<br />.<br />Main tujhe Akhrot aur Kishmish khilaon ga...<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?<br />.<br />Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch<br />Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..<br />.<br />Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge<br />.<br />Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai<br />.<br />Banta: kya kiya?<br />.<br />Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Aaj tk Anti Misba ka koe Lover in ko Bhool nhe paya<br />.<br />bhala kyo?<br />.<br />...Very Simple...<br />.<br />Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the<br />.<br />Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy<br />.<br />Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nheTere PUPHYAAN hai.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saalho gae pr koe bcha nhe”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le haiwo ghar pr he rehte hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki<br />.<br />Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?<br />.<br />Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Major Rohail guse se:<br />“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae"<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”<br />.<br />Droctr<br />“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunahse behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...<br />Suddenly He Stops<br />Why?......<br />Because he reaches his Home.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete<br />B nhe kya k us keTIND ho gae..<br />.<br />Who kese..?<br />.<br />.<br />...Major Rohail ne larki ko Cheer dya<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-1012448887387332617?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-23570654448540690742009-02-18T11:42:00.000-08:002009-02-25T05:37:05.063-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>19-2-2009</strong><br /></span><span style="color:#33ff33;">To send jokes e.mail on</span><br /><a href="mailto:smsjokes@gawab.com">smsjokes@gawab.com</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#cc33cc;">JuSt AdDeD NeW AdULt JoKeS</span><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#33ff33;">O</span><span style="color:#ff0000;">F</span></span></strong><br /><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;"><strong>ANTI MISBA &amp; MAJOR ROHAIL</strong></span><br /><br /><div align="left"><strong><span style="font-size:130%;color:#000099;">Search On Google, Yahoo, Msn, Altavist</span></strong></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">"Adult sms" "Sardar sms" "Anti Misba sms" "Pathan sms"</span></div><div align="left"><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">"Musharaf sms" "Major Rohail sms" "Faraz sms" "Sexy sms"<br /></span><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; SHEETAN<br /><br />Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY<br />Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke<br />Donkey ne Major Rohail ko<br />Laat maar de<br />.<br />Major Rohail ko bohat<br />Dard hova ur us ne dua ke<br />“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne<br />ye kaam krvaya”<br />.<br />.<br />Ye suun kr sheetan<br />khud hazir ho gya<br />ur bola<br />“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye<br />idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”<br /><br />GABAR (Love Land)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; TISSUE (sent)<br /><br />Genral sab Major Rohail ke<br />GAND mar rhe the<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Sir tissue lelein<br /><br />Genral:<br />Kyu..?<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Sir mein nhe chahta k meri<br />Wardi pr koe dagh lge<br /><br />RAJA (Pindi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; SAFE SEX (sent)<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />Ye condom ktne ka hy..?<br /><br />Shopkeeper:<br />10 rupee ka<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,<br />Jb mein 8th class mein the tb<br />1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha<br /><br />AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL<br /><br />Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal<br />With her husband Major Rohail<br /><br />Tourist Guide:<br />Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />No No ye to mere husband hai<br /><br />AFSHAN (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; JUNIOR<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Army mein taraqi ka raaz<br />GAND mein hy<br /><br />Junior:<br />Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Ese lye to tu aj tk<br />Major nhe ban saka<br /><br />TABASUM (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KE GARMI<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />Mein suraj se zyada garam hu<br />Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat<br />Ko charhu ga<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUBBLI UR JANAT<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />Papa janat kha hoti hai..?<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Maa k paaon k neche<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi<br />“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”<br /><br />DON (Mumbai)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SARDAR &amp; MAJOR ROHAIL<br /><br />Sardar ur Major Rohail ke<br />Larai ho gae<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Mein army mein major hu<br /><br />Sardar:<br />OY! Darata kis ko hy<br />Mera beta bhe Cedit school<br />Ka student hai<br /><br />JAVIED (Larkana)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Ullfat k jazbat dil me he<br />Daba k rakh dye Faraz<br />.<br />Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne<br />Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz<br /><br />FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUBBLI K ABU<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele<br />Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k<br />Abu hai<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUBBLI CONFUSED<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />Ami me bohat confuse hu<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Kyu beta kya hova..?<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />“Father” pr essay likhna hai<br />ur<br />samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka<br />naam lekho<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Abba ye achi bat nhi,<br />Dosto me meri bohat<br />Beizati hoti hai<br />.<br />.<br />Abba:<br />Kyu..?<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Sb dosto k abba maar gae<br />Mera abba abi tk zinda hai<br /><br />MASTANA (Faislabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI<br /><br />Anti Misba’s baryani recipe<br />.<br />Chawal aatte me daal k<br />Thori se cheene mix kr lo<br />Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo<br />kofte tyar<br />.<br />Anti Misba ko kha tha k<br />GAJNI na dekhna<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR<br /><br />Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae<br />.<br />Keune 500 ka<br />Koe sasta<br />Revlon 400<br />Ur sasta<br />Kala Kola 100<br />Ur sasta<br />Samsul 50 ka<br />Ur sasta<br />Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur<br />Ja k mehndi lgalo<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ<br /><br />Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete<br />B nhe kya k us ke<br />TIND ho gae<br />.<br />.<br />Who kese..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail ne larki ko<br />Cheer dya<br /><br />RAZAQ (Hydrabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE<br /><br />Anti Misba k<br />Gharelo tootke<br />.<br />Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na<br />Ho rhe ho<br />.<br />Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard<br />Kr rhe ho<br />.<br />.<br />To estamal kro<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Dabur ka Hajmola<br /><br />TAHIR (Gujrat)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; MASJID<br /><br />Masjid mein Namazyo ne<br />Major Rohail ko bohat mara<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu..?<br />.<br />.<br />Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile<br />Pr phone aya<br />ur<br />Ring tone bajna shuru hoe<br />.<br />“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”<br /><br />FAISAL (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex<br />.<br />.<br />Doctor:<br />I know ur wife very well<br /><br />KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Dr. Sab me &amp; my wife don’t have a<br />Good sex life<br />.<br />Dr.-<br />Kya ye sach hy..?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Muje mere husband ka to pta<br />Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life<br /><br />DELAWAR (Dehli)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />Mera husband kse ur k<br />Sath sex krta hai<br />.<br />Judge:<br />Teri BV me kya kami hy<br />Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Judge sab BV me sirf LUN<br />Ke kami hai<br /><br />AHSAN (DHA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; B.P<br /><br />Major Rohail &amp; B.V<br />Watching BP<br />LUN pe sucking ka scene<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Mera b dil kr rha hai<br />.<br />BV:<br />U know I don’t suck<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu<br /><br />OMAR (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN<br /><br />Major Rohail was sucking LUN<br />Of Genral sab<br />.<br />After Suckiing<br />.<br />Genral:<br />Saale kbe brush b kr lya<br />Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai<br /><br />SHERAZ (Jehlum)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING<br /><br />General was fucking Major Rohail<br />.<br />Major Rohail was crying coz of pain<br />.<br />Genral:<br />Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai<br />Mard bn mard<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN<br /><br />Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung<br />Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko<br />Pta hai<br />.<br />Pr kya ghadari ke..?<br />.<br />Apne fojiyo ko choor k<br />Dushman k fojiyo se<br />GAND mrvata raha<br /><br />GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KE PAIN<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />When ever I hv sex I feel pain<br />.<br />Dr-<br />Let me see<br />.<br />After Check up<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />What was the problem<br />.<br />Dr-<br />Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; TOILET FLUSH<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Anti Misba<br />&amp;<br />Toilet Flush<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Dono ko estamal krne k lye<br />Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai<br /><br />SHABANA (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA # 1<br /><br />Choot me dalne ka muqabla<br />.<br />Aswarya angor lye<br />Ketrena apple lye<br />Malika apple lye<br />Meera Tarbuz lye<br />Anti Misba kele<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ka darakht uutha lye<br /><br />HAMEED (Sahiwal)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; MAGGI NOODLES<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Anti Misba<br />&amp;<br />Maggi Noodles<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bs 2 minute mein tyar<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA POEM<br /><br />Tera naam hy Anti Misba<br />Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska<br />.<br />Lya hy me ne sirf uska<br />Bank balance hy jiska<br />.<br />Naam hy mera Anti Misba<br />Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska<br />.<br />Lena hy agr mere chaska<br />To na lgao muje maska<br />.<br />Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar<br />Na bano zyada fankar<br />.<br />Sirf pysee ka hy saawal<br />Phir dekho mera kamal<br />.<br />Chahe mere muu me daal<br />Ya phir kar de mere laal<br /><br />JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-2357065444854069074?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-11983474599293285962009-02-18T11:36:00.000-08:002009-02-25T05:44:38.534-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;"><strong>19-2-2009<br /></strong></span><span style="color:#33ff33;">To send jokes e.mail on</span><br /><a href="mailto:smsjokes@gawab.com">smsjokes@gawab.com</a><br /><br /><br /><br /><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#6600cc;">JuSt AdDeD NeW AdULt JoOoKeS</span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br />FARAZ ON PYAR<br /><br />Wo muje pyar sekhane ka<br />Israr krta hai Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Jis ka khud sirf 3 inch ka hai<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />U R ON TV<br /><br />Pepsi k lye<br />Kareena<br />.<br />Thumbs uo k lye<br />Akshay<br />.<br />Fanta k lye<br />Rani<br />.<br />Cock k lye<br />Ayshwrya<br />.<br />Tum Ghabrao mat..!<br /><br />SATHI<br />Ek inch k new condom<br />K lye tumhe he ley ga<br /><br />HASHAM (Dubai)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.<br /><br />QURBANI K JANWAR<br /><br />Suna hai k Qurbani k janwar ko chand<br />Raat ke raat ko Churiyan nazar aati hy<br />.<br />.<br />To phir larkiyon ko mehndi ke raat ko<br />Kya nazar aata ho ga?<br /><br />SUNNY (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PHATAN IN SAUDIA<br /><br />Phatan Saudia me GAND marte hove<br />Pakra gya<br />.<br />Qazi:<br />Ese Garan pani me daal do<br />.<br />After few hours<br />.<br />Qazi:<br />Tu ne abi tk ese pani me nhi dala<br />.<br />Jalad:<br />Janab ye bohat harami hy<br />Chula jalane k lye jhukta<br />Hu to gand mar deta hy<br /><br />JAMEEL (Saudi Arabia)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />FRIEND LIKE YOU<br /><br />A friend like you is<br />Not like Boobs<br />Which get sucked<br />.<br />Not like pussy<br />Which get fucked<br />.<br />BUT<br />Like a penis<br />Which stands<br />When needed<br /><br />ROMAN (Pakistan)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR APNE<br /><br />Apne he hote hy jo GAND<br />Mai ungle dy kr bhag jate hai<br />Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Warna ghairon ko kya khabar<br />K tum underware nhe pehnte<br /><br />JAMEEL (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />CONDOM SHOP<br /><br />A man goes 2 buy condom<br />.<br />Sales Girl:<br />May I hold ur penis 4 size?<br />.<br />She orders<br />“Gv him small<br />No NO gv him medium<br />No NO gv him large”<br />.<br />.<br />Oh! Shit<br />Gv him Tissue<br /><br />SUNNY (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GREAT PEOPLE<br /><br />Great people like us work on principle<br />Of Rockets<br />.<br />Not coz we aim high for the sky<br />.<br />BUT<br />Coz we don’t start performing unless<br />Our ass is on fire<br /><br />UMAIR (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SHERI REHMAN PRESS CONFRENCE<br /><br />Sheri Rehman conducting press confrence<br />.<br />Ji app karein,<br />Ap nhi aap,<br />app ne pehle kya tha,<br />Peeche wale ko moqa dein,<br />Aage sb ne kr lya kya?<br />Ap ne nhi kya?<br />Sb bari bari karein,<br />Meray leye aasani rahe ge,<br />Mein ghbrane wali nhi,<br /><br />Sb ko moqa mele ga<br /><br />IMRAN (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />HUM SAB UMEED SE HAI<br /><br />“GEO k program<br />hum sab umeed se hai”<br />dekhne k baad<br />Zardari<br />Ne apne<br />Duplicate se pocha<br />Teri meri shakal bohat milti hy<br />Kya tumhari maa hmare ghar<br />Nokrani thi..?<br /><br />.<br />Duplicate bola nhi g mera baap<br />Ap k ghar driver tha<br /><br />ATTAULA (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NEW HIT SONG REMIX<br /><br />Tum pass aaye,<br />Yon muskuraye,<br />Tu ne na jane kitne<br />Choope lagaye<br />.<br />.<br />Ab to mera LUN<br />Jage na soota hai,<br />.<br />.<br />Kya kron hai Lun ko<br />khuch khuch hota hai<br /><br />IMRAN (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MOLVI UR BACHA<br /><br />Molvi ek bache ke GAND mar rha tha<br />.<br />Ek admi ne pocha ye kya kr rhe ho?<br />.<br />Molvi:<br />“Jo Sabak yaad nhi kre ga<br />use yhe saza mele ge”<br /><br />IMRAN (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOST KE DOSTI<br /><br />Dost teri dosti kitni pyari,<br />.<br />Lekin har kisi ne teri GAND mari,<br />.<br />Kya tuje pyari nhi meri yaari,<br />.<br />Chal phir Jhuk ja ab meri baari,<br /><br />IMRAN (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />RECYCLE CONDOMS<br /><br />Q : wat is heights recycling ? A : MAN GIVING used CONDOM to<br />his SON to use as a balloon<br />&amp; after BURSTING,<br />giving to his DAUGHTER<br />to use as HAIR BAND.<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />OLD AGE PROBLEM<br /><br />The problem with old age is that every<br />part of your body feels stiff<br />except the part that u want stiff. So, enjoy ur age before old age<br />have fun b4 its too late.<br /><br />IMARAN (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />OPPOSITE OF LAUGHTER<br />Q: What is the opposite of laughter? A: Sex How is that? . . . . Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha<br />and<br />Sex is ah ah ah ah..!<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SARDAR PAPA KESE BNA..?<br /><br />Sardar’s son: papa tusi papa kinj bne?<br />.<br />.<br />Sardar: puttar Pa,Pa k<br /><br />REHMAN (SHARJA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HAMESHA MUSKRATE RHO<br /><br /><br /><br />Tumhari hansi kbhi km na ho<br />.<br />Tmhari ankh kbhe nam na ho<br />.<br />Tmhe hr us shakhs ka mile<br />.<br />Jiska “12 inch” se km na ho<br /><br />REHMEN (SHARJA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SARDAR UR SHANTI<br /><br />Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani<br />“SHANTI” ko bulao<br /><br />BV: kyu?<br /><br />Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k<br />raat ko dawa khao aur<br />Shanti k sath so jao<br /><br /><br />REHMAN (SHARJA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-1198347459929328596?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-62753314067048859272009-02-18T11:27:00.000-08:002009-02-25T05:49:26.495-08:00<strong><span style="color:#ff0000;"><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:130%;">19-2-2009</span><br /></span></strong><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">To send jokes e.mail on</span><br /><a href="mailto:smsjokes@gawab.com">smsjokes@gawab.com</a><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-family:verdana;font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;">JuSt AdDeD NeW<br /></span><br /><span style="font-size:130%;color:#ffcc00;">SMS COLLECTION</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color:#000099;">**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**<br /></span><span style="color:#33ff33;">**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**</span><br /><span style="color:#ff6666;">**GoOd MoRnInG &amp; GoOd NiGht**</span></span><br /><br /><br /><br />QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA<br /><br />IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga<br />.<br />Load shading khatam ho jae ge<br />.<br />NEW dam bne ge<br />.<br />India mein Pakistni movies<br />Lge ge<br />.<br />Pakstan dubara world cup<br />Jete ga<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE<br /><br />In life 5 things u should<br />Never lose<br />.<br />Character<br />.<br />Self respect<br />.<br />Hope<br />.<br />Heart<br />.<br />.<br />&amp;<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Well, you know my name…<br /><br />KISNA (Kashana)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />QYAMAT KB AYE GE<br /><br />Qyamat kb aye ge ?<br /><br />JAB<br /><br />Zardari imandari krega<br />.<br />Altaf Karachi aye ga<br />.<br />Musharaf par muqddma chale ga<br />.<br />Sheri Rehman parda kre ge<br />.<br />Nawaz aqalmand ho ga<br />.<br />Chief Justice bahal ho ga<br />.<br />Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga<br />.<br />Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga<br />.<br />India world cup jete ga<br />.<br />Lalu parshad politics chore de ga<br />.<br />China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga<br />.<br />Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge<br />.<br />Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />YE KYA DEKH RHE HO<br /><br />IDE-7418<br />.<br />ACT-751<br />.<br />M-9152<br />.<br />AC-2039<br />.<br />ACH-201<br />.<br />MNP-4848<br />.<br />LRA-5643<br />.<br />W-145<br />.<br />.<br />Dekh kya rhe ho<br />Ye un CARS k number hai<br />Jin pr tum ne subha<br />Kapra marna hai<br /><br />DING DONG (Pindi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />YE KYA HAI FARAZ<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz<br /><br />NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GOLDEN WORDS<br /><br />Golden words of a scholor<br /><br />1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy<br />.<br />2-Jo cheez mangey na milay<br />usay utha lo..<br /><br />(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)<br /><br />YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; DIL<br /><br />Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche<br />Lag gae hai Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Jb se main ne kaha hai<br />“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”<br /><br />JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BEST FRIENDS<br /><br />If GOD gave me 24 hrs<br />I will spend 23:55 hrs with you<br />&amp;<br />In last 5 mint<br />I will press ur neck and say<br />“Lets go togather Friend”<br /><br />OY! RAJU (<a href="http://www.smsxone.com/">http://www.smsxone.com/</a>)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />LEGAL AGE<br /><br />Why legal age for voting is 18<br />&amp; for marriage 21<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu K<br />BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se<br />Zyada mushkil kaam hai<br /><br />KISNA (Dehli)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SMS KYU KRTE HO<br /><br />Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko<br />SMS kyu krte ho..?<br />Tumhe kya milta hy<br /><br />.<br />.<br />Me ne hanss kr kha<br />Dena Lena to karobar hy<br />.<br />.<br />Do de kr khuch na le<br />Wohi pyar hy<br /><br />SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PAKISTAN &amp; AFGHANISTAN<br /><br />Pakistan &amp; Afghanistan<br />Mein kya difference hy..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Afghan ka president KARZAI<br />Ur<br />Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI<br /><br />SUNNY (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ ON ISHQ<br /><br />Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi<br />Dob jaen Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC<br />Wali larki sath ho<br /><br />SUNNY (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY<br /><br />A girl:<br />Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy<br />.<br />2nd Girl:<br />Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr<br /><br />GHAZI (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />WHAT THEY DID<br /><br />Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp<br />.<br />Graham bell used 2 study in candle<br />.<br />Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp<br />.<br />.<br />Smj ye nhi aata k salay<br />DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?<br /><br />MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />A GIFT FOR U<br /><br />I have a<br />GIFT 4 u<br />Plz close ur eyes<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1<br />2<br />3<br />4<br />5<br />7<br />8<br />9<br />10<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Cheater<br />.<br />.<br />You did not close ur eyes<br />.<br />Now<br />No GIFT 4 U<br />“BYE”<br /><br />SULEHRI (Gujranwala)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />KISS SMS<br /><br />Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />AADAT &amp; AADAA….?<br /><br />Adat aur Ada mei frq<br />Road k nal se pani pina,<br />Gareeb pye tu ADAT<br />Aur<br />Ameer pye tu ADA<br />Ab ap sms ko he le lein<br />Mei kru tu ADAT<br />Ap krein tu ADA<br /><br />SAMUAL (CANADA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SAD SMS LOVE POEM<br /><br />Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k<br /><br />Wo tu chala gya,<br />Batein ajeeb kr k<br /><br />Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab<br /><br />Khud door ho gya hy,<br />Mujhe kareeb kr k<br /><br />SAMUAL (CANADA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)<br /><br />Koe<br />Apko Paga<br />Kahe<br />Tou!<br /><br />Dukhi mt hona<br /><br />Afsos mt krna<br /><br />Rona b nhe<br /><br />Darna b nhe<br /><br />Himmat se khare ho kr<br />Puchna..!<br /><br />Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???<br /><br />SAMUAL (CANADA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FRIENDSHIP SMS<br /><br />Flowers mean Honey<br /><br />Honey means Sweet<br /><br />Sweet means Desire<br /><br />Desire means Love<br /><br />Love means Friend<br /><br />&amp;<br /><br />Friend means “YOU”<br /><br />LADLA (LAHORE)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GOOD NIGHT SMS<br /><br />Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna<br />Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna<br />Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr<br />Tu unko mera SALAM kehna<br /><br />Good Night<br /><br />LADLA (LAHORE)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SEND ME SMS<br /><br />Dil ko dukhane mei<br />Wqt kitna lagta hy<br /><br />Aansu bahane mei<br />Wqt kitna lgta hy<br /><br />Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati<br /><br />Wrna ek SMS krne mei<br />Wqt kitna lgta hy<br /><br />LADLA (LAHORE)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FRIENDSHIP SMS<br /><br />Friendship is love and mutual faith<br />Receiving &amp; sharing too,<br />Never demanding just understanding<br />Such Tender &amp; True<br /><br />LADLA (LAHORE)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)<br /><br />Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei<br />Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei<br /><br />Kya yhe pyar hy?<br /><br />Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy<br />Subah sham Gulucose piya kro<br /><br />LADLA (LAHORE )<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-6275331406704885927?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-74716879532926309232009-02-06T06:07:00.000-08:002009-02-25T05:54:47.455-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#333333;">ADULT SmS DHAMAKA</span></strong><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; CONDOM<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?<br />.<br />Shopkeeper:<br />Ye Rs.10 ka hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,<br />Jb mein 8th class me the tb<br />Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MILK PRODUCTS &amp; B(.)(.)Bsss<br /><br />32 TARANG<br />Chota pack bara maza<br />.<br />.<br />34 EVERY DAY<br />Jaise chaho piyo<br />.<br />.<br />36 OLPER<br />Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai<br /><br />RAZWAN (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />B.V ,CONDOM &amp; MAJOR ROHAIL<br /><br />B.V:<br />Aj 9 inch ka condom lana<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Mera to 3 inch ka hy<br />.<br />B.V:<br />Aj Genral sab ne ana hy<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Un ka to 6 inch ka hy<br />.<br />B.V:<br />Un ka beta b aarha hy<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT<br /><br />Anti Misba apne choot k baal<br />Saaf kr rhe the<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Aj shoping pr jana hy<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />AURAT KA DOODH<br /><br />Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde<br />.<br />.<br />1-Boil nhe krna prta<br />2-Kharab nhe hota<br />3-Hr age k marad ke pasand<br />4-Dil kash packing mein<br />5-Ek k sath dosra free<br /><br />SUNNY (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BOYS…?<br /><br />B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy<br />.<br />O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy<br />.<br />Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k<br />.<br />S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy<br /><br />FAHAD (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA<br /><br />Nurse:<br />Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,<br />B.V mere Hospital mein hy,<br />Ur<br />Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GURYA KE SHADI<br /><br />Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,<br />.<br />.<br />wah wah<br />.<br />.<br />Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,<br />.<br />.<br />Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath<br />Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,<br /><br />HASHAM (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS<br /><br />Judge:<br />Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail<br />tum se pyar nhe karta?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD<br />Block karvaya<br /><br />HOT BOY (Karachi)<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUSH BUSH BUSH<br /><br />Nahi tera Nasheeman white house<br />K aiwano main,<br />.<br />.<br />Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki<br />dukano main<br /><br />TABASUM (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUBBLI KE JANNAT<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Maa ka pao k neche<br />.<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the<br />“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”<br /><br />CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUND,FARAZ,AND US<br /><br />Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai<br />FARAZ<br />.<br />.<br />Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi<br /><br />FARUKH (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; JIN<br /><br />Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya<br />.<br />.<br />3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM<br />k pass gya ur bola<br />“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo<br />Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA &amp; B.V<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Tume kese pta chala,,?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke<br />Khushbu aa rhe hai<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />D(o)(o)DH &amp; CH(o)(o)T<br /><br />Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH<br />.<br />.<br />ur<br />Bache<br />K<br />Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T<br /><br />FARUKH (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ NHE AYA<br /><br />Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA<br />To uurh gae Parwaz,<br />.<br />Bajne lage mere dil mein<br />Anokhe Saaaz,<br />.<br />Mere ami ur abu ho gae<br />Muj se Naraz,<br />.<br />Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu<br />Nhe aya Faraz<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE<br /><br />Btao Anti Misba apna mobile<br />Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Apne mobile ke blue tooth<br />Theek karvane<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL &amp; ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with<br />Her husband<br />.<br />Tourist Guide :<br />Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy<br />Major Rohail<br /><br />DANISH (Faislabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUBBLI &amp; ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Tuje kese pta chala…?<br />.<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Abe O randi wo to me ne<br />DAKAR MARA hai<br /><br />HASHAM (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; WAPDA<br /><br />Khuch to apne muqadar<br />Main andhairay hi thay<br />FARAZ<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni<br />Behan ka rishta de dya<br /><br />FARUKH (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; JIMMY<br />(BEST FRIENDS)<br /><br />Major Rohai:<br />Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga<br />.<br />.<br />Jimmy:<br />OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Bolo?<br />.<br />.<br />Jimmy:<br />Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai<br /><br />FAHAD (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN<br /><br />App ka koe acha din..?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA<br />.<br />.<br />Ap ka koe bura din..?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; JUDGE<br /><br />Judge:<br />Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Judge sab ye Doodh wale se<br />GAND mrva rhe the<br />Ur<br />Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy<br />“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />OLD MAN DIED<br /><br />An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an<br />Old women<br />After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />POSTMARTM REPORT<br />Death due to drinking<br />Expiry milk product<br /><br />DANISH (Faislabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />5mg VIAGRA<br /><br />Old Man:<br />I need 5mg viagra<br />.<br />Chemist:<br />Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch<br />Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo<br />.<br />Old Man:<br />Beta bs itna khara ho jae<br />K<br />Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye<br /><br />DANISH (Faisalabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ<br /><br />Judge:<br />Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne<br />Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare<br />hath me kya tha..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Janab Misba<br />K<br />B(.)(.)Bsss<br /><br />OMAR (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TERE YAARI<br /><br />Phone te karna dunya dari<br />.<br />Miscal te suki yaari<br />.<br />Aeyder oder lambian callan<br />.<br />Mout paindi a sadi wari<br /><br />FARUKH (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUBBLI &amp; NAJOOMI<br /><br />Najoomi:<br />Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir<br />Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal<br />Se achi hai….<br />ye bta shadi kb ho ge<br /><br />WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….<br /><br />Kese btao<br />K<br />Muje<br />Tu<br />Se<br />P<br />Py<br />Pya<br />Pyaa<br />Pyaa<br />Pyaaa<br />Pyaaaa<br />Pyaaaaa<br />Pyaaaaaa<br />.<br />.<br />Pyaaazz<br />Ur<br />Aalloo<br />Mungwane hai<br /><br />JOJI (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; KISS<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga<br />.<br />Jimmy:<br />OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Bolo?<br />.<br />Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga<br /><br />FAHAD (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BOLO TARA RA RA…..<br /><br />Arz ky hai<br />.<br />Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai<br />.<br />tara ra ra<br />.<br />Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai<br />.<br />tara ra ra<br />.<br />Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai<br />.<br />Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TEACHER AND STUDENT<br /><br />Teacher:<br />Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Boys:<br />Pehle mera pehle mera…..<br /><br />FAROOQ (LDA)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ AND YAAD<br /><br />Jab bhi hoti hai kharish<br />Mere LUN pe Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />To sochta hun teri GAAND<br />me Hichki lagi hogi<br /><br />TABASUM (Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DEFINATION OF WIFE<br /><br />What is defination of wife<br />.<br />.<br />Wife is like<br />ZONG<br />One free number for life time<br />Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk<br /><br />RASHID (PCHSIER)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SEXY QUESTION..?<br /><br />Sunna hy k<br />Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke<br />Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai<br />.<br />.<br />To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi<br />Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?<br /><br />2NO ANKHON PE<br />.<br />2NO GALON PE<br />.<br />2BAR HONTON PE<br />.<br />1BAR GARDAN PE<br />.<br />2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE<br />.<br />SARDIYON ME<br />.<br />SOONEY SE PEHLE<br />.<br />COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO<br /><br />NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GOOD QUESTION..?<br /><br />Jb do ankhein milte hai to<br />Char ho jati hai<br />.<br />.<br />Lekin jb do dil milte hai<br />To ek ho jate hai<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu…?<br /><br />Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DIRTY SEXY FUNNY<br /><br />Chaku kya dikhaati hai,<br />.<br />Dhar to tilwar me hai,<br />.<br />Dupatte se kya chupati hai,<br />.<br />Maal to shalwar me hai<br /><br />RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PHATAN KE COLD DRINK<br /><br />Agr phatan cold drink bnae<br />To us ka kya naam ho ga..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />NASWAR COLA<br />Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd<br /><br />FARUKH (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DEFINITIONS<br /><br />School:<br />Where papa pays &amp; son plays<br />.<br />Life Insurance:<br />A contract that keeps u poor<br />All ur life so that u can die rich<br />.<br />Marriage:<br />It is an agreement in which<br />Man loses his Bachelor degree<br />&amp;<br />women gets her Masters<br />.<br />Doctor:<br />A person<br />Who kills<br />Your ill<br />By Pill<br />&amp;<br />Kislls u<br />By<br />Bills<br /><br />RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />U R BOSS<br /><br />A new pagal in pagalkhana<br />.<br />“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”<br />.<br />.<br />Dusra Pagal<br />“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro<br />Boss disturb ho jae ga<br />Wo msg parh raha hy”<br /><br />RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NAJOOMI AND A BOY<br /><br />Najoomi:<br />Beta tum bohat parho ge<br />.<br />.<br />Boy:<br />Baba G parh to mein 5 saal<br />Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga<br /><br />RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-7471687953292630923?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-6923079699381744622009-02-04T14:28:00.000-08:002009-02-25T05:58:47.820-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;"><strong>nEw MiRcH MaAssALa</strong></span><br /><br />WARNING<br /><br />Rozana muthh marne se<br />Parhez karen<br />Yad rakhyn<br />K<br />LUN mai jaan<br />Tu mard ki shan<br />.<br />.<br />Wazarat-e-chudai<br /><br />FARUKAH (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; BABA<br /><br />Ek baba ne Anti Misba ke GAND<br />Mein ungel dal de<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Miss call kyu marte ho<br />.<br />Baba-<br />Shlwar uttar k bola<br />“mera to balance he khtam hy”<br /><br />WAQAS (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ELECTION &amp; ERECTION<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Election<br />&amp;<br />Erection<br />.<br />.<br />Dono mein UMEEDWAR khara hota hy<br /><br />SAIMA (XXX)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA AWARD<br /><br />Army walo ne apni officer<br />“Anti Misba”<br />ko mohab-e-watan hone ka<br />award dya<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu…?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu K Anti misba ne apne<br />Character pr DAGH lgva lya<br />Pr wardi pr na lagne dya<br /><br />FIZA (XXX)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />BANK &amp; BRAIZER<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Bank &amp; Brazier<br />.<br />.<br />Dono k andar jtna MAAL<br />Zyada….<br />Utna Interest Zyada<br /><br />HASHAM (XXX)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARZ KE ULLAD<br /><br />Meri jitni b NAJAIZ ullad ho ge<br />Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Wo mere klam ko beggar k phlye ge<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PHATAN SCIENCE<br /><br />Phatan claims<br />They can tell future of boy or girl<br />By feeling their GAND<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />This knowledge is called<br />.<br />.<br />“ASS-trology”<br /><br />MUDASAR (XXX)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PETROL<br /><br />Boy-App raat ko mom k sath kya kr rhe the..?<br />.<br />Dad-Beta petrol daal rha tha<br />.<br />Boy-Papa mom ke average check krao<br />Aj subha nokar bhe petrol daal k gya hy<br /><br />AUNTI CANDY (Karaci,Lahore,Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL’S PHONE<br /><br />Phone bja<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Mera ho to keh dena ghar pr nhe<br />.<br />B.V-Jee wo ghar pr hy<br />.<br />Major Rohail-Me ne tume kha that mna kr dena<br />.<br />B.V-Fone mere lye tha<br /><br />RAZA RABANI (Peshawar)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA “KAB AAO GE”<br /><br />Anti Misba-<br />Mein tumhari yad me 15 din me he aadhi mar gye hu<br />Muje lene kb aa rhe ho..?<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />“15 din baad”<br /><br />OMAR (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SEX POEM<br /><br />Mehfil-e-sex sajao to koi baat bane,<br />.<br />Dolat-e-kiss lutao to koi baat bane,<br />.<br />Doodh cup se peena gawara nhe muje,<br />.<br />Direct B(.)(.)BS se pilao to koi baat bane<br /><br />RIZWAN (XXX)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TRAIN,BACHA,DAD UR MADARCHOD<br /><br />Ek bacha train se kheel rha tha<br />Uur keh rha tha<br />Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy<br />Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy<br />.<br />Ye suun kr dad ne train wapas lely<br />.<br />Dad ne jb dekha k bacha khuch nhe bool<br />Rha to us ne train wapas kr de<br />.<br />Bacha phir se train se khelne lg gya<br />Js madar chod ne chrna hy char jy<br />Js madar chod ne utarna hy uttar jy<br />Pehle he ek madar chod<br />Ke waja se train late ho<br />Gae hy<br /><br />IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DIRTY POEM<br /><br />Sher-o-Shyri se tuje koi kaam nhe,<br />.<br />Tu qatal b krde to tuj pe elzam nhe,<br />.<br />Kabi to aaiga tu mere ghar DAWAT khane<br />.<br />Bed pr lita k na CHODA to mera<br />B naam Irfan Khan nhe<br /><br />IRFAN KHAN (Pakistan)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BURA BOY FRND<br /><br />Boy frnd chahe jitna b bura ban jai,<br />.<br />Kbhi us se dosti mat torna<br />.<br />Q….K<br />.<br />Pani chahe jitna b gnda ho jae<br />.<br />Aag bhjane k lye kafi hota hy<br /><br /><br />ATTA ..M (Pakistan,Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PHATAN &amp; GADHE(donkey)<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Phatan<br />&amp;<br />Gadha<br />.<br />Phatan ur gadhe<br />Dono bachpan mein bohat<br />Pyare hote hy<br />Ur<br />Bare ho kr transport<br />Ka kaam krte hy<br /><br />KOCHA KHAN (Peshawar)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DAD &amp; EXAMS<br /><br />Dad-<br />Oy tu sms parh rha hy,<br />MATRIC<br />k exam ke tyari kr<br />.<br />Boy-<br />App ghalt soch rhe hy<br />.<br />Dad-<br />Sma parhne wala ur send krne<br />Wala ghalt<br />.<br />Boy-<br />Dad exam matric ka nhe<br />B.A ka hy<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR MASOOMIYAT<br /><br />Us ne ek baar bhe mere masoomiyat ko na dekha<br />Faraz<br />Bs pakra ur 300 ka chalan thma dya hath mein<br /><br />RAJA (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DENTIST KE BETI<br /><br />Dentisit ke beti-<br />Aj bhe tum ne dady se hmari shadi ke baat na ke.?<br />.<br />.<br />Boy-Bs aj b mear hosla nhe hova khamoshi<br />Se ek ur daant niklwa ka aa gya<br /><br />MOHSIN (KARACHI)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HAMARE SMS<br /><br />Hmare sms se log smjte hy,<br />.<br />.<br />K hume aadat hy pyse urane ki,<br />.<br />.<br />Lekin…<br />.<br />.<br />Wo nadan kya smjhain..?<br />.<br />K ye b ek ada hy<br />.<br />KHERAT bhejvane<br />ur<br />ZAKAT ktwane ke<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ISHQ UR APP<br /><br />Ishq kitta C zor shor de naal<br />.<br />Phirda C barri tour de naal<br />.<br />Per aggay tu ishq kareen<br />Zara ghor de naal<br />.<br />Q<br />K<br />Kal me teri waali wekhi<br />C kisi hor de naal….<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TEACHER &amp; PAPPU<br /><br />Teacher-<br />Wo 3 lafz btao jo sb se zyada bole jate hy<br />.<br />.<br />Pappu-<br />Muje nhe pta<br />.<br />Teacher-<br />Shabash baith jao<br />.<br />.<br />App ne socha I LOVE YOU<br />Ap bhe Pappu ke tra zehan saaf rakhe<br /><br />ROHAIL KANJAR (Heramandi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />TWO INTERESTS<br /><br />Apne 2 he shoq hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1 acha khana<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />2 ap ke bajana<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Nhi Nhi who nhi sirf<br />Message ki TONE<br />But I like the way u think<br /><br />MOHSIN (Multan)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />VOMITING<br /><br />Agr girl vomit kre to<br />.<br />Parents-<br />Kon hy wo kamina<br />.<br />Agr Boy vomit kre to<br />.<br />Parents-Kamine kha se pee k aya hy<br />.<br />Jo B vomit kre<br />Bechara larka he kamina…?<br /><br />RIZWAN (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA NEW DRESS<br /><br />During sex<br /><br />Anti Misba-<br />Oh! Shit ye kya keya sare k sare<br />Sperms mere new dress pr nekal dye<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Don’t worry SURF EXCEL HY NA<br />“Dagh to ache hote hy”<br /><br />OMAR &amp; FAISAL (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />FILL THE BLANKS<br /><br />FALT_<br />ST_PID<br />GAND_<br />CH_TYA<br />B_ND<br />PH_DI<br />K_TTA<br />F_CK<br />BUDH_<br />L_N<br />BEVAK_F<br />OLL_<br />.<br />.<br />See how every thing is<br />Incomplete without<br />…..””U””…..<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-692307969938174462?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-71249885644035364682009-02-04T14:25:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:01:51.909-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;">AduLt MsGsss</span></strong><br /><br />A CHALANGE<br /><br />Chalange 4 U<br />.<br />Ap ko apne elava kis kas Lun acha<br />Lgta hy<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Reply is must<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOSTI K LYE ?1? DBYE<br /><br />Dosti k lye ?1? dbye<br />.<br />Dost ko msg krne k lye<br />?reply? dbye<br />.<br />New dost bnane k lye<br />?4wrd? dbye<br />.<br />Dost se baat krne k lye<br />Mere # pr 1000 ka<br />Easy load krvye<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA DRESS<br /><br />During sex<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Oh! Shit ye kya keya sperms mere<br />New dress pr nekal dye<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Don?t worry<br />Surf Excel hy na<br />?Dagh to ache hote hy?<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />1999 AND 2009<br /><br />1999<br />Prize bond nekla<br />Lottery nekle<br />Umreh ka ticket nekla<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />2009<br />Mera 5 kg ATTA nekla<br />Mere 3 L petrol ke bottle nekle<br />Mera U.P.S nekla<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GIRL FRIEND ?1? DBYE<br /><br />Apni Girl frnd<br />.<br />Ko ?Hi? kehne k lye ?1? dbye<br />.<br />Baat krne k lye ?2? dbye<br />.<br />Sorry kehne k lye ?3? dbye<br />.<br />.<br />Apni girlfrnd wapas chahye<br />To ?reply? dbye<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HORSE PRICES<br /><br />1 foot Lun=2000<br />2 foot Lun=5000<br />3 foot Lun=500<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />3 foot Lun wala sirf 500??<br />.<br />Ye ARMY ka ghora hy es ka LUN<br />Khra krne k lye GAND marni prte hy<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA SEX LINE<br /><br />Tel bell rings<br />.<br />Hello ye hy Anti Misba ke SEX line<br />Phone sex 50<br />Chuma Chati 100<br />Chupey 200<br />Full sex 500<br />Mein ap ke kya khidmat kr skte hu<br />.<br />Beta mein tumhara baap bool rha hu<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />LUN K LYE ?1? DBYE<br /><br />Ap k pas<br />LUN hy ?1? dbye<br />6 to 8 inch ka ?2? dbye<br />9 to 12 inch ka ?3? dbye<br />.<br />Ye dosro se share krne k lye<br />?4wrd? dbye<br />.<br />Agr app k pass LULLiiiii hy to<br />?DELETE? dbye<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />Booking Open<br /><br />Jis jis choot ne booking krvani hy abi krva le<br />Aj se 16 din bad mre LUN k pas<br />Tym nhe hoga<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Happy Valentine?s day<br /><br />Don Guru<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MIDDLE LIPS<br /><br />Boy &amp; girl were having sex<br />Grl: Darling I want u to kiss my lips<br />Boy: sure! Which one would u prefer 1st,<br />upper or middle lip<br />Grl: Middle lips, the one in middle<br />Of my legs<br /><br />Sweeto<br />03227383602<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MRE DILLI DUA<br /><br />Smndar mei hy gehrai<br />Pyar mei hy judai<br />Bhgvan kre is valentine?s day pr<br />Na tute uske angrai<br />Ab b kro girl frnd ke chudai<br />Ur keh sko mei ne hy uske bjai<br /><br />Soha<br />28th may 2005<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SEX MEDICINE<br /><br />Major Rohail climbed on bed naked<br />B.V: I m having fever<br /><br />Major:I know sweet heart! That?s y I have powderd<br />My penis with crocine<br /><br />Now tell me how u wish to take it<br />?Orally or as injection?<br /><br />Soha<br />28th may 2005<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />BHT HO GYA YAARO<br /><br />Bht ho gya yaaro!<br />Apni girlfriend ko smjhao<br /><br />Choot mrani ke Mje fon kr k<br />ke kehti hy k<br />aj se 16 din bad<br />Mre sath date pr chalna<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Happy Valentine?s day<br />14th june 2005<br /><br />Guru Don<br />Faisalabad<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br /><br />CHAND UR TAARE<br /><br />Janu ek bad news hy<br /><br />Valantine?s day pr tumhe gift dene k lye<br />Mei chand ur tare lene gya<br />Bri mushkil se mei ne chand ur tare hasil kye<br />.<br />.<br />pr bhenchod wapsi pe thyla e phat gya<br /><br /><a href="mailto:mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com">mkhurram2k7@yahoo.com</a><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-7124988564403536468?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-16636772915444192852009-02-04T14:23:00.001-08:002009-02-25T06:06:36.846-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;">ADULT SmS JOKES<br /></span></strong><br /><br />FARAZ KE SOOCH<br /><br />Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,<br />.<br />.<br />K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae<br /><br />Sami (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NO &amp; CAN<br /><br />No 5star<br />Bt<br />Can eat dehi bhla<br />.<br />No bike<br />Bt<br />Can go on van<br />.<br />No Madora lipstick<br />Can go to China sale mela<br />.<br />No movies<br />Can go to Park<br />.<br />No home for sex<br />Can rent a room<br /><br />Twinkel(Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; CAPTAIN<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Rank me tuj se chota hu,<br />Service b tuj se km hai,<br />Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas<br />Tere pas kya hai?<br />.<br />.<br />Captain-<br />Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai<br /><br />Omar (Lahore)<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI<br /><br />Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail<br />Ko boli<br />?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND<br />me ungli dalta hai?<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?<br /><br />Shafeeq (Gujrat)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; ICECREAM<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja<br />.<br />Son-<br />Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai<br />.<br />Rohail-<br />Ami ka?<br />.<br />Son-<br />Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami<br />Mje icecream khane behjti hai<br /><br />Nabeel (Canal View)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Hmare sex wale clip internet pr<br />Kese gae??<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko<br />Mobile na le k do<br /><br />ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA SEX<br /><br />Anti Misba ab<br />?EK?<br />Larka ap ko chode ga<br />Pehle LUN pakro<br />Ab muu me dalo<br />Ab choot me dalo<br />Aah aah<br />.<br />Mza aya?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; FARISHTA<br /><br />Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae<br />.<br />Farishta-<br />Uttho ur heesab do<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Fakhar se boli<br />12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk<br />.<br />.<br />500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; LUN PIC<br /><br />Major Rohail 2 Son<br />.<br />Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya<br />.<br />Tu ne photo net pr dya<br />.<br />Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai<br />Tu ne mere LUN ka photo<br />Upload kya b to<br />?funny images mein?<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD<br /><br />Anti Misba ne apne computer pr<br />Password lgaya<br />?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?<br />.<br />.<br />Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya<br />.<br />.<br />?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?<br /><br />Sameer (Faislabad)<br /><a href="mailto:Sameer88abc@gmail.com">Sameer88abc@gmail.com</a><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; CONDOM<br /><br />Anti Misba-<br />Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe<br />Sb batien bne hoe hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai<br /><br />Haroon (Sialkot)<br /><br /><a href="mailto:haroonakhtar@yahoo.com">haroonakhtar@yahoo.com</a><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA<br /><br />Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke<br />Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN<br />.<br />Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa<br />Khushi se behosh ho gae<br /><br />Noman (Lahore)<br />03134181576<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />MEN &amp; WOMEN<br /><br />Word "Women" has men in it,<br />"Mrs." has Mr. in it,<br />Female has male in it,<br />She has he in it<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />PYAR &amp; JUNG<br /><br />Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch<br />?JAAYZ? hai<br />.<br />.<br />to phir<br />.<br />.<br />Pyar mein hone wala bacha<br />?NAJAAYZ? kyu??<br /><br />Tabasum (Islamabad)<br />009203238420721<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE<br /><br />Anti Misba-<br />Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne<br />k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; IZHAR-E-ISHQ<br /><br />Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr<br />Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae<br /><br />Khokar Ali (Multan)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE<br /><br />Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya<br />.<br />Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat<br />Preshan hova<br />.<br />Kyu??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k<br />Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya<br /><br />SAFDAR (03217927877)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />WIFE &amp; HUSBAND<br /><br />Wife-<br />Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony<br />Mein kyu chle jate ho<br />.<br />.<br />Husbnd-<br />Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k<br />Mein Kanjar hu<br /><br />Omar (Lahor)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA 2659<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Wana hv SEX..?<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />No sex is 2659<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Wht is 2659..?<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />2 inch ka hole<br />6 inch ka pole<br />5 mint ka maza<br />9 month ke tension<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />LUN<br /><br />Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna<br />lun yaha bhul gya tha<br />Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu<br />wo lun kaha mile ga?<br />.<br />.<br />Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko<br />National Assembly mei milein ge<br />sbko le jao<br />Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo<br />.<br />Bakyo ko goli mar do<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOUBLE MEANING<br /><br />School main<br /><br />Dad-<br />Madam thori koshish hum krte hai<br />Thora zor app lgao<br />Bacha nekal he jaye ga<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TWO DOGS &amp; SEX<br /><br />Two dogs fucking<br />.<br />Son-<br />Dad what is this..?<br />.<br />Dad-<br />Peche wala kutta sahara le kr<br />Chal rha hai<br />.<br />Son-<br />Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara<br />Do wohi bund mar deta hai<br /><br />SABA (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME<br /><br />Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me<br />Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the<br />.<br />Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya<br />Phir echank wo chup kr gya<br />.<br />Kyu..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Phir use mza ane lg gya<br /><br />MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)<br />03239050719<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOCTOR &amp; OLD MAN<br /><br />Doctor-<br />Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan<br />Nekalni pre ge<br />.<br />.<br />Baba G-<br />Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam<br />Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna<br /><br />Hashim (Pindi)<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL<br /><br />5 years aftr Talaq<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Aj mere pass<br />Bangla hai<br />Gari hai<br />Pysa hai<br />Shohrat hai<br />Tere pass kya hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Mere pass tere jese hazaron<br />Coustomers hai<br /><br />SAAD (Karachi)<br />03134375322<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the<br />?Faraz?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.<br /><br />Saba (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN<br /><br />Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Us ne muje rook kr kha<br />Chl beta Mobile nekal??<br /><br />OMAR (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR GHAR<br /><br />Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Ek ap k aane se pehle<br />Ur<br />Dosra app k jane k baad<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TU GAND MRVATA HAI??<br /><br />Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sent:23-Jan-09<br />06:45pm<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />99% of ganduz will not read this full msg<br />and reply<br />What,Kya??<br /><br />SHERMEEN<br />Islamabad<br />03005338765<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?1st time tha na..?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Wao! First time?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?No No 1st time after shadi?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MUSHKIL KAAM<br /><br />Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana<br /><br />Omar Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA<br /><br />Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba<br />Ke yad mein<br />.<br />Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />100 DROPS=1<br /><br />Teacher:<br />?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?<br />.<br />Student:<br />?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe<br />chooosta..??<br /><br />Omar Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />UPDATED DICTIONERY<br /><br />SELFISH<br />Chootya<br />.<br />STUPID MAN<br />Lul admi<br />.<br />TO HATE<br />Lun pr rakhna<br />.<br />FRUSTRATED<br />Tattay latak jana<br />.<br />DESTROY<br />Loray Lagna<br />.<br />IGNORE<br />Lun pe thund hona<br />.<br />POWERFULLL<br />Tatton mein pani hona<br />.<br />MILD LOSS<br />Bund phatna<br />.<br />BIG LOSSS<br />Phat k hath mein aa jana<br />.<br />DO WRONG<br />Maa chudwana<br />.<br />JEALOUS<br />Chuwain sarr jana<br />.<br />CURIOUS<br />Gand mein kharish hona<br />.<br />REFUSAL<br />Mera lun krta hai<br />.<br />RUN AWAY<br />Gand dekha jana<br />.<br />FEAR<br />Tattay shot hona<br />.<br />NO FRANKNESS<br />Bohat lun pe na charh<br />.<br />INTERUPTION<br />Pehle tu behan chdva lee<br /><br />Mr.Khan(Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS<br /><br />Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana<br />Parta hai<br /><br />OMAR Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />LUN UTHA K GEO<br /><br />Kick the football get da goal,<br />.<br />Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,<br />.<br />Kiss her lips pick her hips,<br />.<br />LUN UTHA K GEO<br /><br />SHAHBAZ 03024453736<br />Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; KAMRAN<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us<br />ne tera underware pehna hova tha?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />JB BHE BAJAO GE<br /><br />School ke Ghanti<br />.<br />Ghareeb ka darwaza<br />.<br />Aur Larki?..<br />.<br />.<br />Jb bhe bajao ge<br />.<br />.<br />Andar se bache he nikle ge<br /><br />Ahmad 03218801595<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; IZZAT<br /><br />Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai<br /><br />Omar Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT<br /><br />Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA<br /><br />Girl:<br />?Canada kese lga?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Zbrdst<br />Subha<br />Sham<br />Raat<br />Sex<br />Sex<br />&amp;<br />Sex<br />.<br />Girl:<br />?Tera husband kesa hai?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?<br /><br />SHEIKH G<br />00971506218614(Dubai)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; FARAZ<br /><br />Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tera LUN etna chota hai?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Jhoot bolte ho<br />Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ATNI MISBA &amp; BETI<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,<br />Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??<br />.<br />Beti Bubbli:<br />?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai<br />hum ne kbe khuch kha..??<br /><br />NAJAM 03224614030<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />KHUSHI &amp; PRESHANY<br /><br />Husbnd:<br />?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr<br />mein khush bhe ho jao ur<br />preshaan bhe?<br />.<br />Wife:<br />?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se<br />bra hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />?Wao! U R lucky?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?<br /><br />SAMY Karachi<br /><a href="mailto:Samualkhan_abc@usa.net">Samualkhan_abc@usa.net</a><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />XXX LIFE<br /><br />Life is ?XXX?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Yesterday is Xperiance<br />2day is periment<br />2moro is Xpectation<br />.<br />Use ur xperience,<br />In ur xperiment,<br />To achieve ur<br />Xpectations<br /><br />Nabeel Hasim<br />03236433120<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; MOUSE<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein<br />choha ghus gya?<br />.<br />.<br />Doctor:<br />?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad<br />keela nekal k soya kro?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW<br /><br />SHOW<br />.<br />Hm app se pochte hai jo<br />hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha<br />.<br />Is she gr8 in SEX<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?NO?<br />.<br />App har gae<br />App ko b apni BV ke tra life line<br />?ask the audience? use krne chahye the<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Muje car chahye?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />My offer<br />SEX=SUZUKI<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Dad se..??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tere dad ke offer?<br />SEX=BMW<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; BAVASEER<br /><br />Bavaseer ka kya bna??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?<br />.<br />Ainak..?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k<br />us ke ainak andar he reh gae?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-1663677291544419285?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-8995198025961980842009-02-04T14:23:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:12:59.626-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;">ADULT SmS JOKES<br /></span></strong><br /><br /><br /><br />FARAZ KE SOOCH<br /><br />Mere sooch ka mehvir etna waassee nhe Faraz,<br />.<br />.<br />K us mein anti Misba ke chooot smma jae<br /><br />Sami (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NO &amp; CAN<br /><br />No 5star<br />Bt<br />Can eat dehi bhla<br />.<br />No bike<br />Bt<br />Can go on van<br />.<br />No Madora lipstick<br />Can go to China sale mela<br />.<br />No movies<br />Can go to Park<br />.<br />No home for sex<br />Can rent a room<br /><br />Twinkel(Islamabad)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; CAPTAIN<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Rank me tuj se chota hu,<br />Service b tuj se km hai,<br />Phir b tuj se zyada pysa hai mere pas<br />Tere pas kya hai?<br />.<br />.<br />Captain-<br />Mere pas sahe salamat GAND hai<br /><br />Omar (Lahore)<br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KO SHRAM NHE AATI<br /><br />Anti Misba zbrdst ghuse se Major Rohail<br />Ko boli<br />?Tuje shram nhe aati sare aam GAND<br />me ungli dalta hai?<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />?Baji GAND marvane ke aadat se majbur hu?<br /><br />Shafeeq (Gujrat)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; ICECREAM<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Ye le pyse ur icecream khane ja<br />.<br />Son-<br />Papa ye kaam to ami ka hai<br />.<br />Rohail-<br />Ami ka?<br />.<br />Son-<br />Jb Jimmy uncle aate hai to ami<br />Mje icecream khane behjti hai<br /><br />Nabeel (Canal View)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA K SEX CLIP<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Hmare sex wale clip internet pr<br />Kese gae??<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Mein ne kaha tha na k munna ko<br />Mobile na le k do<br /><br />ROYAL (Sadar Bazar ROYAL electronics Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA SEX<br /><br />Anti Misba ab<br />?EK?<br />Larka ap ko chode ga<br />Pehle LUN pakro<br />Ab muu me dalo<br />Ab choot me dalo<br />Aah aah<br />.<br />Mza aya?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Nhe Asli mza to ?SAB? k sath aata hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; FARISHTA<br /><br />Anti Misba 30 saal ke age me maar gae<br />.<br />Farishta-<br />Uttho ur heesab do<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Fakhar se boli<br />12 saal ke age se 30 saal ke age tk<br />.<br />.<br />500 rupya fe customer,hesab lga lo<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; LUN PIC<br /><br />Major Rohail 2 Son<br />.<br />Tu ne mera LUN ka photo lya<br />.<br />Tu ne photo net pr dya<br />.<br />Hr cheez ke limit hoti hai<br />Tu ne mere LUN ka photo<br />Upload kya b to<br />?funny images mein?<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KA PASSWORD<br /><br />Anti Misba ne apne computer pr<br />Password lgaya<br />?MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND?<br />.<br />.<br />Computer ne ye keh kr reject kr dya<br />.<br />.<br />?NOT SECURE ENOUGH?<br /><br />Sameer (Faislabad)<br /><a href="mailto:Sameer88abc@gmail.com">Sameer88abc@gmail.com</a><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; CONDOM<br /><br />Anti Misba-<br />Condom pehn k kya kro,bacha nhe hoga?<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Oy! Ye condom wondom ka koe fyda nhe<br />Sb batien bne hoe hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Aj tk muje to fyda he hova hai<br /><br />Haroon (Sialkot)<br /><br /><a href="mailto:haroonakhtar@yahoo.com">haroonakhtar@yahoo.com</a><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAAA<br /><br />Judge-Tu ne ghadari ke?<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Judge saab jo ghadari kre us ke<br />Maaa ko 2 foot ka LUN<br />.<br />Ye suun kr Major Rohail ke maaa<br />Khushi se behosh ho gae<br /><br />Noman (Lahore)<br />03134181576<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />MEN &amp; WOMEN<br /><br />Word "Women" has men in it,<br />"Mrs." has Mr. in it,<br />Female has male in it,<br />She has he in it<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />No wonder men always try k khwateen mei ghuse rhen<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />PYAR &amp; JUNG<br /><br />Jb pyar ur Jung mein sb khuch<br />?JAAYZ? hai<br />.<br />.<br />to phir<br />.<br />.<br />Pyar mein hone wala bacha<br />?NAJAAYZ? kyu??<br /><br />Tabasum (Islamabad)<br />009203238420721<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL?S OFFICE<br /><br />Anti Misba-<br />Tera lun to microscope se b nzr na aye<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Muje b office ke khirki se tere choot dekhne<br />k lye telescope ke zrurat paish nhe aati<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; IZHAR-E-ISHQ<br /><br />Kar dya hum ne Izhar-e-ishq mobile pr<br />Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Lakh rupee ke baat the 12 aanay mein ho gae<br /><br />Khokar Ali (Multan)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL SELL MOBILE<br /><br />Major Rohail ne apna mobile sale kr dya<br />.<br />Mobile sale krne k baad who bohat<br />Preshan hova<br />.<br />Kyu??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyu k who apne ur apni BV k<br />Sex wale clip delete krna bhool gya<br /><br />SAFDAR (03217927877)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />WIFE &amp; HUSBAND<br /><br />Wife-<br />Jb main gana gaati hu to tum balcony<br />Mein kyu chle jate ho<br />.<br />.<br />Husbnd-<br />Taake mohle wale ye ne smje k<br />Mein Kanjar hu<br /><br />Omar (Lahor)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA 2659<br /><br />Major Rohail-<br />Wana hv SEX..?<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />No sex is 2659<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Wht is 2659..?<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />2 inch ka hole<br />6 inch ka pole<br />5 mint ka maza<br />9 month ke tension<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />LUN<br /><br />Sardar: 1947 mei mera bap apna<br />lun yaha bhul gya tha<br />Mei wo lun wapas lene aya hu<br />wo lun kaha mile ga?<br />.<br />.<br />Pakistani: sare k sare lun apko<br />National Assembly mei milein ge<br />sbko le jao<br />Jo apke ma ke chut mei fit a jye wo rakh lo<br />.<br />Bakyo ko goli mar do<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOUBLE MEANING<br /><br />School main<br /><br />Dad-<br />Madam thori koshish hum krte hai<br />Thora zor app lgao<br />Bacha nekal he jaye ga<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TWO DOGS &amp; SEX<br /><br />Two dogs fucking<br />.<br />Son-<br />Dad what is this..?<br />.<br />Dad-<br />Peche wala kutta sahara le kr<br />Chal rha hai<br />.<br />Son-<br />Ajeb zamana hai js ko sahara<br />Do wohi bund mar deta hai<br /><br />SABA (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KA 1st TIME<br /><br />Army k jawan ghadari k jurm me<br />Major Rohail ke GAND mar rhe the<br />.<br />Pehle to wo zor zor se chylaya<br />Phir echank wo chup kr gya<br />.<br />Kyu..?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Phir use mza ane lg gya<br /><br />MAJOR GANDU (Sindh Rejment)<br />03239050719<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOCTOR &amp; OLD MAN<br /><br />Doctor-<br />Baba G ap ke neche ke dono gooliyan<br />Nekalni pre ge<br />.<br />.<br />Baba G-<br />Nekal do beta jb banduk he kaam<br />Nhi krti to gooleyon ka kya krna<br /><br />Hashim (Pindi)<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA V/S MAJOR ROHAIL<br /><br />5 years aftr Talaq<br />.<br />Major Rohail-<br />Aj mere pass<br />Bangla hai<br />Gari hai<br />Pysa hai<br />Shohrat hai<br />Tere pass kya hai<br />.<br />Anti Misba-<br />Mere pass tere jese hazaron<br />Coustomers hai<br /><br />SAAD (Karachi)<br />03134375322<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ ON ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Log pathar marny aaye to Anti Misba b Sath the<br />?Faraz?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Who jin ke kbhi hum mara krte thy?.<br /><br />Saba (Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR TANHAIYAN<br /><br />Main tu yu he tanha ja rha tha Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Us ne muje rook kr kha<br />Chl beta Mobile nekal??<br /><br />OMAR (Lahore)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ UR GHAR<br /><br />Apne ghar ki ek ek chez ginta hu main Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Ek ap k aane se pehle<br />Ur<br />Dosra app k jane k baad<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TU GAND MRVATA HAI??<br /><br />Mein ne suna hai k tu Gand mrvata hai??<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Sent:23-Jan-09<br />06:45pm<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />99% of ganduz will not read this full msg<br />and reply<br />What,Kya??<br /><br />SHERMEEN<br />Islamabad<br />03005338765<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA?S 1st TIME<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />?Suhagrat pr etna dar kyu rhe the?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?1st time tha na..?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Wao! First time?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?No No 1st time after shadi?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MUSHKIL KAAM<br /><br />Dunya ka sb se mushkil kaam?.?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Soye hue LUN pr condom charhana<br /><br />Omar Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE MASHOOQA<br /><br />Major Rohail apni Mashooqa Anti Misba<br />Ke yad mein<br />.<br />Apni smah kr jo choot hum lete rhe Rohail<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Who to mohale k larkon ke jageer nikli<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />100 DROPS=1<br /><br />Teacher:<br />?1 drop of sperm = 100 drops of blood?<br />.<br />Student:<br />?Sir..Dracula phir LUN kyu nhe<br />chooosta..??<br /><br />Omar Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />UPDATED DICTIONERY<br /><br />SELFISH<br />Chootya<br />.<br />STUPID MAN<br />Lul admi<br />.<br />TO HATE<br />Lun pr rakhna<br />.<br />FRUSTRATED<br />Tattay latak jana<br />.<br />DESTROY<br />Loray Lagna<br />.<br />IGNORE<br />Lun pe thund hona<br />.<br />POWERFULLL<br />Tatton mein pani hona<br />.<br />MILD LOSS<br />Bund phatna<br />.<br />BIG LOSSS<br />Phat k hath mein aa jana<br />.<br />DO WRONG<br />Maa chudwana<br />.<br />JEALOUS<br />Chuwain sarr jana<br />.<br />CURIOUS<br />Gand mein kharish hona<br />.<br />REFUSAL<br />Mera lun krta hai<br />.<br />RUN AWAY<br />Gand dekha jana<br />.<br />FEAR<br />Tattay shot hona<br />.<br />NO FRANKNESS<br />Bohat lun pe na charh<br />.<br />INTERUPTION<br />Pehle tu behan chdva lee<br /><br />Mr.Khan(Karachi)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />WHY WE SUCK B(.)(.)BS<br /><br />Sex se pehle boobs kyu chooste hai??<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Naag ko uthane k lye doodh pelana<br />Parta hai<br /><br />OMAR Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />LUN UTHA K GEO<br /><br />Kick the football get da goal,<br />.<br />Suck the B(.)(.)BS fuck da hole,<br />.<br />Kiss her lips pick her hips,<br />.<br />LUN UTHA K GEO<br /><br />SHAHBAZ 03024453736<br />Imshahbaz_89@hotmail.com<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; KAMRAN<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tere Kamran ke BV k sath najaez talukat hy..??<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Pr Pr Tuje kese pta chla..??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Kal raat Kamran aya tha,Us<br />ne tera underware pehna hova tha?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />JB BHE BAJAO GE<br /><br />School ke Ghanti<br />.<br />Ghareeb ka darwaza<br />.<br />Aur Larki?..<br />.<br />.<br />Jb bhe bajao ge<br />.<br />.<br />Andar se bache he nikle ge<br /><br />Ahmad 03218801595<br /><br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; IZZAT<br /><br />Us ke Izzat ka khayal ata hai Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />Warna aamm to hum sar-e-aamm choos lete hai<br /><br />Omar Lahore<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ATNI MISBA KE FAREBY CHOOT<br /><br />Anti Misba ke choot ne ayse deye fareb?.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Jb bacha hova to andr se nikle kele ur saeyb<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA GOES TO CANADA<br /><br />Girl:<br />?Canada kese lga?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />Zbrdst<br />Subha<br />Sham<br />Raat<br />Sex<br />Sex<br />&amp;<br />Sex<br />.<br />Girl:<br />?Tera husband kesa hai?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Pta nhe wo to kaam k silsly me USA gya hova tha?<br /><br />SHEIKH G<br />00971506218614(Dubai)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; FARAZ<br /><br />Major Rohail ke kyu marte ho GAND Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kya ab Anti Misba ke ab tight nhe rhe<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL FAMILY PROBLEM<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tera LUN etna chota hai?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Hmari family mein sb ka chota hai?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Jhoot bolte ho<br />Jeith G, Devar G ur Sasur G ka to etna LMBA hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ATNI MISBA &amp; BETI<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tera Husbnd 4 saal se Canada hai,<br />Phir tuje bacha kese hove..??<br />.<br />Beti Bubbli:<br />?Maa hmare papa 40 saal se jail mein hai<br />hum ne kbe khuch kha..??<br /><br />NAJAM 03224614030<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />KHUSHI &amp; PRESHANY<br /><br />Husbnd:<br />?Muje koi ese baat btao js ko sun kr<br />mein khush bhe ho jao ur<br />preshaan bhe?<br />.<br />Wife:<br />?Wo g ap ka app k saab doston se<br />bra hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA IS LUCKY<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Yar khe se 2 foot ka condom mele ga?<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />?Wao! U R lucky?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?No I am not Lucky?My ghora ?LUCKY??.?<br /><br />SAMY Karachi<br /><a href="mailto:Samualkhan_abc@usa.net">Samualkhan_abc@usa.net</a><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />XXX LIFE<br /><br />Life is ?XXX?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Yesterday is Xperiance<br />2day is periment<br />2moro is Xpectation<br />.<br />Use ur xperience,<br />In ur xperiment,<br />To achieve ur<br />Xpectations<br /><br />Nabeel Hasim<br />03236433120<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; MOUSE<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Doctor kl raat mere chooot mein<br />choha ghus gya?<br />.<br />.<br />Doctor:<br />?App ko ktni dfa smjya hai k SEX k baad<br />keela nekal k soya kro?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL IN T.V SHOW<br /><br />SHOW<br />.<br />Hm app se pochte hai jo<br />hm ne app ke BV ko b pocha<br />.<br />Is she gr8 in SEX<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?NO?<br />.<br />App har gae<br />App ko b apni BV ke tra life line<br />?ask the audience? use krne chahye the<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA WANT?S CAR<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Muje car chahye?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />My offer<br />SEX=SUZUKI<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?NO thnx,tere dad se le lu ge?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Dad se..??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Tere dad ke offer?<br />SEX=BMW<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; BAVASEER<br /><br />Bavaseer ka kya bna??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Pehle bavaseer se tng the ab AINAK se tng hu?<br />.<br />Ainak..?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Dr. bavaseer ka checkup kr rha tha k<br />us ke ainak andar he reh gae?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-899519802596198084?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-44954008813298666382009-02-04T14:19:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:15:15.568-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;">ADULT SmS JOKES</span></strong><br /><br />SEX &amp; SIX<br /><br />SIX:<br />Bat ko utha k maro six<br />Bed pr lita k maro to sex<br />.<br />Hands ooper hon to six<br />Tange ooper hon to sex<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL?S SHOCK<br /><br />Anti Misba ne suhag raat pr<br />Major Rohail se kaha<br />.<br />Please ye condom use nahi krna<br />Muje es brand se ALLERGY hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; LOVE MARRIAGE<br /><br />Boy:<br />Papa ap ke love marriage hoe thi na<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Yes! Pr tuje kese pta chla<br />.<br />Boy:<br />Wo app ke shadi &amp; mere date of birth<br />mein sirf 4 mah ka farq hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR &amp; KANJARYAN<br /><br />Major Rohail apni shadi ke video<br />apne bete ko dekha rha the<br />.<br />Boy:<br />Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr<br />KANJARYAN nachao gy<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nhe<br />Tere PUPHYAAN hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />U.S.A ZLALT AWARD<br /><br />America ko ZALLEL krne k AWARD k nominee hai<br />Al Qaida<br />Hmmas<br />Talibal<br />Lashker Tyiba<br />Jamat tul Dawa<br />And the AWARD goes to<br />Js ne BUSH ko Juta Mara<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BUSH KE BV<br /><br />Bush ke BV frmati hai<br />.<br />Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko<br />.<br />wah wah<br />.<br />Bush hazir hai jurm ke saza pane ko<br />.<br />Phir bhe koe<br />Jute se na mare mere dewane ko<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA K NAJAEZ TALUKAT<br /><br />Sasur g k ur tere najaiz talukat hai..?<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Judge saab kya bazurg ke khidmat krna jurm hai,<br />Un k LUN pr falig ka attack hova,<br />mein roz malish krte hu?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ADVANCE BACHA<br /><br />Ek bacha paida hote hi<br />nurse se bola mobile hy..?<br />.<br />Nusre:<br />Hai lekin kya krna hai..?<br /><br />Bacha:<br />Khuch nai bs girl friend ko sms<br />krna hy k khariat se pohanch gya hu<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; FALIG ATTACK<br /><br />Dr.<br />?Ap ke BV ko Falig hai,ab us ka<br />sir,hath,bazo,grdan,kmar kam nhe kre ge??.<br />Pr tange ur pao kam krte hai?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Tangee uttha skte hai to sb theek hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE MAA KE DUA<br /><br />BMW,Blackberry,2 kanal defence<br />Major ye sb kese..?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Ye sb mere maa ke dua hai<br />Logo ke maa k pao me jnat hoti hai<br />Mere maa ke tango me jnat hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HOW TO IMPRESS GIRLS<br /><br />Respect her,<br />Honour her,<br />Leove her,<br />Protect her,<br />Care for her,<br />Obey her,<br />.<br />.<br />HOW TO IMPRESS BOYS<br />.<br />Just smile once<br />(Game Over)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />I LIKE U<br /><br />Ap muje ek jga se bohat pyare lgte ho<br />Maloom hai kha se..?<br />.<br />.<br />Hmmmmm<br />.<br />.<br />Sharma rhe ho..?<br />.<br />.<br />Pr mein sach bool rha hu<br />.<br />.<br />Pta hy kha se<br />.<br />.<br />DoOoOoOoOr seeee<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE SISTER KA RAPE<br /><br />Major Rohai ke behan ka rape ho gya<br />Wo behoosh ho gae<br />Jb use hoosh aaya to wo zor zor se roone lagi<br />.<br />Police:<br />?Roo kyu rhe ho???<br />.<br />Nosheen:<br />?Bdmash mera N78 le gae?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; PEANUTS<br /><br /><br />Reporter:<br />?What is ur favorit thing?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?PEANUTS mein se<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />?.?T? nekal do to mere favorit<br />cheez ka naam bnta hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />U R BEVAQUF<br /><br />Tum dunya k "BEVAQUF"<br />treen insan ho<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ooper bta dya na..<br />Ab neechay kya certificate lenay aye ho<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PHATAN KA MEZAAR<br /><br />Phatan:<br />Meri aulad nhe hoti<br /><br />Dost:<br />Tum mezzar pr dua kya kro<br /><br />NXT YEAR<br /><br />Dost:<br />Kya hua..?<br /><br />Phatan:<br />Nhe hue<br /><br />Dost:<br />Kon se mezzar pr dua ke<br /><br />Phatan:<br />QUAID-E-AZAM K<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SHEHRI &amp; PUNJABI GIRL<br /><br />Shehri Larki:<br />Mere khawand ne bri<br />mushkil se muje paya hai<br />.<br />Punjabi Lakri:<br />Uuffoo,pagal<br />Ono kehndi thora tail la lenda<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARAZ &amp; U<br /><br />Bohat kya intezar mgr wo na aye<br />Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Flush pr bethay bethay paon soo gae<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; DAALAL<br /><br />Problem to hai sb k sath, bs nazrye ke hai baat<br />.<br />Anti Misba ne heramandi k daalal k sath shadi kr le<br />.<br />.<br />Ab who kehti hai k mere husband<br />CUSTOMER RELATION OFFICER HAI<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; FAMILY<br /><br />Atni Misba ka bhai,behnoy,Bhanja,Bhateja,Driver,<br />Cook,Maali,Nokar,Doodhwala,Akhbar wala,?<br />Sb k sb bhag gae<br />.<br />Kyo..?<br />.<br />Anti Misba ke akloti kunwari beti jo pregnant ho gae<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ROMANTIC SHER...?<br /><br />Jaise bina pani tu tatti se<br />libry chooter dho nhe skti<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Us hi trha tu mere siwa kisi or ki ho nhe skti<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL NO NO NO<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />No<br />Nhe<br />Me gand nhe mrvao ga<br />Me ne Gand nhe mrvani<br />Nhe mrvani<br />No<br />Nhe<br />.<br />Boy:<br />?Ye kya keh rhe ho..??<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Baba ne kha tha ye kehne se<br />gand mrvane ke aadat chle jae ge?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA IN SAD MOOD<br /><br />4 kutte ek kuttya ko kutton ke tarha CHOD rhe the<br />Ye dekh kr Anti Misba ke Ankh mein ansu aa gae<br />.<br />Kyo??<br />.<br />Taras aa gya<br />No<br />.<br />?Misba ko apni jawani k ache din yaad aa gae?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA SLOGANS<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />Naam he kafi hai<br />.<br />Misba<br />Pehli Chaht<br />.<br />Misba<br />Es se sassti sirf khamoshi<br />.<br />Misba<br />Hr lamha bnae mnpsnd<br />.<br />Misba<br />Ye naam hai etmaad ka<br />.<br />Misba<br />Dil mange more<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br />ANTI MISBA SEXY POEM<br /><br />Mere pass aa tuje mohbat krna sikha du,<br />.<br />Tuje itna pyar karu teri ulfat ko hara du,<br />.<br />Tere badan pe apne honton ki<br />Nishani sja du<br />.<br />Teri masti main apni hasti mita du,<br />.<br />Tere honton pe apne hont<br />rakh k apni pyas bhuja du,<br />.<br />Mere pass aa Misba tuje mohbat<br />krna sikha du<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA MOVIES<br /><br />Misba Phudi de chuki sanam<br />.<br />Lun Misba ke phudi mein rehta hai<br />.<br />Ye lun Misba ka hova<br />.<br />Heramndi wale Misba ke le jae ge<br />.<br />Misba ke phudi ho na ho<br />.<br />Major Rohail ke gand hai na<br />.<br />Major Rohail ke gand ur wehshi gujjar<br />.<br />Misba ke le gya kon<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; SUHAGRAAT<br /><br />Suhagraat k nxt day<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Judge saab muje Anti Misba se talaq chaheye?<br />.<br />Judge:<br />?Kyu???<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Mein ne sex ka kha to??<br />??to kehti hai<br />MUJE NOTE DEKHA MERA MOOD BNE?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE GAND<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Jb app Major bne tb app ke GAND<br />pr etne zyada stiches nhe lge the,pr es dfa to??.?<br />.<br />.<br />Captain Rohail:<br />?Jtna bra RANK uttne zyada stiches?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA PHUDI CHTVA<br /><br />Anti Misba Phudi chtvatey hove<br />.<br />aah<br />aah<br />aah<br />oh<br />oh<br />oh<br />aah<br />.<br />Echanak<br />.<br />aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<br />Oy! Mein mar gae<br />bacaho bachao<br />TOMMY ye mere phudi hai<br />Tere hddi nhe<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; CREAM<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Dr. muje LUN bra krne wali cream chahye?<br />.<br />Dr.<br />?Ap k husband ka LUN chota hai?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?No nhe?.mere paltu kutte ka chota hai?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; RAJU<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />?Aj pehli dfa Raju ne pura LUN<br />andar dala to mere phudi phat gae?<br />.<br />Dr.<br />?Raju ap ka husband..??<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Nhe, Raju my HORSE?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; SAUDIA<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />?Yaar Saudi log sex krte waqt phar dete hai?<br />.<br />Boy:<br />?Tu Saudia gya tha?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Nhe mere behan gae the?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KE PHAT GAE<br /><br />Anit Misba:<br />?Janu Customer ne mere phudi phar de?<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Kaha tha na k LUN ka size dekh lya kro?<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />?Lun ka size dekh lya tha,<br />Pr kutte ne HOCKEY car mein chupai<br />Hoe the?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL, LUN &amp; TATTE<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />?Dr. Saab mere LUN ur TATTE zakhmi ho gae?<br />.<br />Dr.<br />?Who kese..??<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />?Dr. saab mein GAND maar rha tha k<br />echanak DONKEY ne laat maar di?<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL &amp; ARAB BOYS<br /><br />Major Rohail<br />?Yar Arab larkon ka LUN both Lambaaaa hota hai?<br />.<br />.<br />Boy:<br />?Tu HAJ krne gya tha ya Arabeon k LUN dekhne?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-4495400881329866638?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-25382965365507063292009-02-04T14:16:00.001-08:002009-02-25T06:16:28.847-08:00<div align="left"><span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;"><strong>aDuLt sMs JoKeSs</strong></span><br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; LULLI PROBLEM<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd<br />ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr<br />mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….<br />…Ten to Twelve customers a day”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; BUBBLI<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal<br />ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai<br />wo ghar pr he rehte hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL<br /><br />Major Rohail guse se:<br />“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TOOTLI ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae<br />Anti Misba to Rungwala<br />.<br />“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn<br />daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; ABORTION<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”<br />.<br />Dr.<br />“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah<br />se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“A grade chdva k lya”<br />.<br />Beti:<br />“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”<br />.<br />Misba:<br />“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”<br />.<br />Beti:<br />“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Mr. LORA……<br /><br />Kya tumhary ek ankh hai<br />.<br />Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho<br />.<br />Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho<br />.<br />Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho<br />.<br />Nahi na..?<br />.<br />Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe<br />Mr.Lora<br />Nhe bn skta<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />N.W.F.P<br /><br />N=No<br />W=Women<br />F=For<br />P=Phatans<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GANDHI<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Indra Gandhi<br />&amp;<br />Sonia Gandhi<br />.<br />Nipples of both were sucked by<br />Rajiv Gandhi<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TRANSLATION<br /><br />Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI<br />.<br />“RAJU united his mother &amp; Sisiter”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PENIS TAG<br /><br />Some one asked me to put a suitable<br />Instruction TAG on PENIS<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />I wrot<br />“Shake well before use”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FIRST SCHOOL SEX<br /><br />SON:<br />Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya<br />.<br />Dad:<br />“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”<br />.<br />Son:<br />“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARZANA &amp; FARAZ<br /><br />Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz<br />.<br />Wah wah<br />.<br />Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz<br />.<br />Q K<br />.<br />Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ONE TATTA<br /><br />Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi<br /><br />Boy:<br />Kya hova..?:<br />.<br />Girl:<br />Tumhara ek he TATTA hai<br />.<br />Boy:<br />Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TUMHARI BV<br /><br />Ek din tere shadi ho ge<br />.<br />Phir tere BV k pait mein mera<br />.<br />Mera?<br />.<br />Mera?<br />.<br />Mera?<br />.<br />Mera<br />.<br />Hahahaha<br />.<br />Bhatija hoga<br />.<br />Shram nhi aati<br />Dost pr shak krte ho<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PISTOL &amp; YOU<br /><br />Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne<br />Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya<br />Ur app ko 2 option dya<br />.<br />.<br />Jan do<br />Ya<br />Gand do<br />.<br />.<br />Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BAD TIME<br /><br />Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari<br />Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Yakeen nhe aata to<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BAD NEWS<br /><br />Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga<br />.<br />9 inch=Rs.1000<br />7 inch=Rs.500<br />5 inch=Rs250<br />.<br />Tum preshan na ho<br />LULLI pr koe TAX nhe<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />EXPLAIN LOVE<br /><br />Love kese hota hai..?<br />.<br />“L” ko pakar k<br />“O” ko daba k<br />“V” main daalo jab<br />“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />APP KO MUBARAK HO<br /><br />Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,<br />.<br />Ab app khush ho jao<br />.<br />Market mein ek inch ke LULLI<br />wala condom bhe aa gya hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />3 IMPORTANT THINGS<br /><br />Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai<br />.<br />Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo<br />.<br />Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />POLICE &amp; NARGIS<br /><br />Police:<br />“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”<br />.<br />Nargis:<br />“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”<br />.<br />Police:<br />“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HUSBANDS<br /><br />At the start of a married life<br />Every girl treats her husband as<br />“GOD”<br />Later on<br />Somehow the alphabets get<br />“REVERSED”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ALLAH NEGEHBAN<br /><br />Aj k lye etna he<br />Ab hme ejazat dejye<br />Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge<br />Ese waqat<br />Ese jga<br />Ese network pr<br />Ese mobile<br />Ur<br />Ese nmber pr<br />Apna Khyal rakhye ga<br />Allah Negehban<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-2538296536550706329?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-92126930761559843412009-02-04T14:16:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:18:09.890-08:00aDuLt sMs JoKeSs<br /><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; LULLI PROBLEM<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Mein ne suna hai tere husbnd<br />ke lulli choti hai,tu talaq le le”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Talaq kb ke le chuki hoti agr<br />mohle k mardon ka asra na hot”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KE SEX LIFE<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Etne saalon bad mele ho,How’s ur sex life”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Wohi jo school k zmane mein the….<br />…Ten to Twelve customers a day”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; BUBBLI<br /><br />Bubbli:<br />“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saal<br />ho gae pr koe bcha nhe”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le hai<br />wo ghar pr he rehte hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANGERY MAJOR ROHAIL<br /><br />Major Rohail guse se:<br />“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Pehle btana that ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TOOTLI ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Tootli Anti Misba suit rungwany gae<br />Anti Misba to Rungwala<br />.<br />“Lunn walay mele choot mein aisa lunn<br />daalna k choot phat jaye magal lunn na nekle”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA &amp; ABORTION<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”<br />.<br />Dr.<br />“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunah<br />se behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MAJOR ROHAIL KE TARAQI<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“Mere husband Major Rohail ke tqraqi ho gae”<br />.<br />Bubbli:<br />“V.good Tuje kese pta chla”<br />.<br />Anti Misba:<br />“Aj un ke GAND se khoon nekl rha tha”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA “A” GRADE<br /><br />Anti Misba:<br />“A grade chdva k lya”<br />.<br />Beti:<br />“Sb larkeo ne ek ek # k lye ek ek dfa chudvya”<br />.<br />Misba:<br />“Chudva k A grade lene se B grade behtr tha”<br />.<br />Beti:<br />“Mom mera F grade bnta tha”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Mr. LORA……<br /><br />Kya tumhary ek ankh hai<br />.<br />Kya tum chota baray ho skte ho<br />.<br />Kya tum chote surakh me ja skte ho<br />.<br />Kya tum muu se pani ur malai nekal skte ho<br />.<br />Nahi na..?<br />.<br />Beta sirf shakal LUN jese hone se koe<br />Mr.Lora<br />Nhe bn skta<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />N.W.F.P<br /><br />N=No<br />W=Women<br />F=For<br />P=Phatans<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GANDHI<br /><br />What is common b/n<br />Indra Gandhi<br />&amp;<br />Sonia Gandhi<br />.<br />Nipples of both were sucked by<br />Rajiv Gandhi<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TRANSLATION<br /><br />Trnaslate into URDU/HINDI<br />.<br />“RAJU united his mother &amp; Sisiter”<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Raju ne us ke maa behan ek kr de<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PENIS TAG<br /><br />Some one asked me to put a suitable<br />Instruction TAG on PENIS<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />I wrot<br />“Shake well before use”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FIRST SCHOOL SEX<br /><br />SON:<br />Dad aj mein ne school me sex kya<br />.<br />Dad:<br />“Wah mera beta jawan ho gya,Aao celebrate kre”<br />.<br />Son:<br />“Aj nhe dad aj mere gand mein both dard ho rha hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FARZANA &amp; FARAZ<br /><br />Farzana BB hogae hai khuch Naraz<br />.<br />Wah wah<br />.<br />Farzana BB ho gae hai khuch Naraz<br />.<br />Q K<br />.<br />Un K Mummay daba ker bhag gya hai Faraz<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ONE TATTA<br /><br />Girl during sex zor zor se hsne lgi<br /><br />Boy:<br />Kya hova..?:<br />.<br />Girl:<br />Tumhara ek he TATTA hai<br />.<br />Boy:<br />Han doosra abi SMS parh rha hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TUMHARI BV<br /><br />Ek din tere shadi ho ge<br />.<br />Phir tere BV k pait mein mera<br />.<br />Mera?<br />.<br />Mera?<br />.<br />Mera?<br />.<br />Mera<br />.<br />Hahahaha<br />.<br />Bhatija hoga<br />.<br />Shram nhi aati<br />Dost pr shak krte ho<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PISTOL &amp; YOU<br /><br />Mein ne suna hai kl raat kse ne<br />Ap ke kanpati pr PISTOL rakh dya<br />Ur app ko 2 option dya<br />.<br />.<br />Jan do<br />Ya<br />Gand do<br />.<br />.<br />Aj ap ko zinda dekh kr…….<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BAD TIME<br /><br />Jb kse pr bura waqat aata hai to us ke sari<br />Family ur us k sare dost us k peche khre hote hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Yakeen nhe aata to<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kse ke b shadi ka PHOTO dekh lo<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BAD NEWS<br /><br />Bad news ab LUN pr b TAX lge ga<br />.<br />9 inch=Rs.1000<br />7 inch=Rs.500<br />5 inch=Rs250<br />.<br />Tum preshan na ho<br />LULLI pr koe TAX nhe<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />EXPLAIN LOVE<br /><br />Love kese hota hai..?<br />.<br />“L” ko pakar k<br />“O” ko daba k<br />“V” main daalo jab<br />“E” ke awaz aye to smjo LOVE ho gya<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />APP KO MUBARAK HO<br /><br />Mubarak ho Government ne app ke sun le,<br />.<br />Ab app khush ho jao<br />.<br />Market mein ek inch ke LULLI<br />wala condom bhe aa gya hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />3 IMPORTANT THINGS<br /><br />Machli ur larki khud phsane ka mza atta hai<br />.<br />Kse ka Lun ur Kanoon kbi hatth me na lo<br />.<br />Tatton ur nookri ko kbi laat na maro<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />POLICE &amp; NARGIS<br /><br />Police:<br />“Madam es pool me nahana mna hai”<br />.<br />Nargis:<br />“Jb mein kapre uttar rhe the tb Q nhe btya”<br />.<br />Police:<br />“Nahane pr pabndi hai kapre uttarne pr ne”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HUSBANDS<br /><br />At the start of a married life<br />Every girl treats her husband as<br />“GOD”<br />Later on<br />Somehow the alphabets get<br />“REVERSED”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ALLAH NEGEHBAN<br /><br />Aj k lye etna he<br />Ab hme ejazat dejye<br />Ap se kl phir mulaqat ho ge<br />Ese waqat<br />Ese jga<br />Ese network pr<br />Ese mobile<br />Ur<br />Ese nmber pr<br />Apna Khyal rakhye ga<br />Allah Negehban<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-9212693076155984341?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-73497103523817786822009-02-04T14:12:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:27:11.321-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#006600;">AdULt SmS jOkEs<br /></span></strong><br /><br />THE HALWA RECIPIE<br /><br />Major Rohail ke BV Halwa le kar mehmaan<br />k saamney Nangi aagiy<br />.<br />Major Rohail :<br />“Bewakuf Jahil aurat ye kya hai”<br />.<br />Anti Misba :<br />“Recipie book mein lekha tha<br />SERVE IT HOT WITHOUT DRESSING”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />THE TRACKER<br /><br />Major Rohail ne apni mashuqa mein Tracker<br />lga dya,ta k pta chle k wo khee jati to nhe<br />.<br />Aftr 1 month<br />.<br />Tracker company fee……….Rs.1000<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bike Petrol……………….Rs.16,000<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NORMAL SEX LIFE<br /><br />Anti Misba :<br />“Dr. when can I resume normal sexual life?”<br />.<br />Doctor(surprisingly) :<br />“ U R the first one to ask me this<br />question after TONSILS operation”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />XXX MOVIE<br /><br />Major sab today I saw ur daughter in a XXX movie<br />.<br />Major Rohail :<br />“Ghuse se! Sali,Kuttya,Haramzadi,Gashti….<br />Muje to kehti thi ROLE nhe mila”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />POCKET MONEY<br /><br />Anti Misba to Kunwari Pregnant Beti<br />.<br />“Pehle tu muje un pyso ka hesaab de jo tu<br />pocket money leti thi ur kehti thi k<br />condoms &amp; birth control pills pr khrch ho gae”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />I THINK SHE’S CHEATING ON ME<br /><br />Major Rohail :<br />“Dr. sab muje shaq hai k mere<br />mashuqa kse ur se chudvati hai”<br />.<br />Doctor :<br />“Ap ke mehbooba ka naam…?”<br />.<br />Major Rohail :<br />“Us ka naam Misba hai”<br />.<br />Doctor :<br />“Kmal hai 16 ur larko ko bhe<br />Misba se yhe shekayt hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NOT USED ONCED<br /><br />Major Rohail ne apni BV ke phudi mein<br />COUNTER fit kr dya<br />.<br />Jb wo Jung se waps aya to counter 000 pr tha<br />.<br />Wo both khush hova ur dukandar<br />ko counter waps krne chla gya<br />.<br />Major Rohail<br />“Ye lo ek dfa bhe use nhe hove”<br />.<br />Dukandar :<br />“Sir ye 999 dfa use ho k 000 ho gya hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NEW SMS LAW<br /><br />National Assembly has passed a bill under SMS act 7,<br />according to which changing or altering a SMS msg<br />B4 forwarding it is illegal<br />(Ministry SMS msgs)<br />(Preserve SMS act 7)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />CHALANGE FOR YOU<br /><br />Chlng 4 U<br />Wo kon se cheez hai js ka<br />Na sir hai na Pao<br />Na koe Tuk<br />Na koe Ehmeyat<br />Bilkul Fazool<br />Ap ko mele to ap khush ho ge<br />Ur dosro k sath share kro ge<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Answer:<br />YE SMS MSG<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />APP AYE HMARE GHAR<br /><br />App aye hmare ghar<br /><br />Wah wah wah<br /><br />App aye hmare ghar<br /><br />Kbhe hm ap ko dekhte hai<br />Ur<br />Kbhe apne LUN ko<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />KEY PAD<br /><br />1 2abc 3def<br /><br />4ghi 5jkl 6mno<br /><br />7pqrs 8tuv 9wxyz<br /><br />*+ 0 #<br /><br />Ye lo keypad bheja hai<br />Mobile khud khred lo<br />Ur phir<br />Muje SMS ya call kro<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />>.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SLAP THE SHIT OUT<br /><br />Major Rohail was fucking Anti Misba<br />During sex he urinated in her vaging<br />Anti slaped the shit out of him<br />&amp;<br />Said<br />“U ass hole ! how dare u urinate<br />at a public place”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />I AM A VIRGIN<br /><br />Anti Misba : I am virgin<br /><br />Major Rohail : I will check first thn marry you<br /><br />Anti Misba : Believe me honey! I m a virgin ,<br />16 boys have already checked”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />TAAZZA TAREEN NEWS<br /><br />Anti Misba ne aj tk LUN nhe dekha<br />.<br />Kyo…?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />“Jo b customer ata hai,<br />Aata hai light bujata hai,<br />Ur uss pr char jata hai”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BILL PAYMENT<br /><br />Ding Dong<br /><br />Anti Misba : Kon hai….?<br /><br />Mein G doodh wala bill k pyse de do<br /><br />Anti Misba : “Kal aana aah ohh ahh abi Akhbar<br />aah ooh aah abi Akhbar wale aah<br />ohh aah ka bill de rhe hu”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA POEM<br /><br />Ek hai shma sb hai parvene,<br />Misba tre phudi k lakho dewane,<br /><br />Tere phudi hai gheri khaiy,<br />Tu ne hai sb se chudvai,<br /><br />Misba tere mummay pyare,<br />Uff! Ye tere phudi k nzare,<br /><br />Misba ke phudi ek sumndar,<br />Ktne dale LUN tu ne andar,<br /><br />Khushkhbri sun SMS dulare,<br />Ab<br />Beti b dekhay ge johar sare,<br />Ho gae na vaare neyare,<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />24 Hrs 7 DAYS A WEEK<br /><br />1-Airports<br />.<br />2-News Channels<br />.<br />3-Gas Stations<br />.<br />4-Inter Net<br />.<br />5-Railway<br />.<br />6-Dehli Gate<br />Red Light Area<br />(Anti Misba)<br />.<br />7-Hosptls<br />.<br />8-ATM<br />.<br />9-Telecom<br />.<br />&amp;<br />.<br />10-My SMS msgs<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />NEIGHBOR BOY<br /><br />Girl: Mom ye neighbors ka larka<br />roz muje LUN dekha k bhag jata hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Mom: Sala bohat harami hai apne baap pr gya hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />A BOMB BLAST<br /><br />Choot Chowk pr bomb blast,<br />20 phudia halak,<br />10 lun zakhmi,<br />22 topay khul gae,<br />40 mummay la pta,<br />Police ne<br />19 tattay pkr lye<br />Baki frar<br />SMS milte he under ground<br />Ho jao<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />ASHWARYA<br /><br />Anti Misba ne Amitab Bchn ko larki supply ke<br /><br />Ashwarya ne ehtjaj kya…..<br /><br />Kyo…?<br /><br />Ashwrya ka kehna hai k BIG B ke<br />family me wo apni jga kse ko nhe lene de ge<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />LADIES TOILET<br /><br />Major Rohail jaldi se bhag k<br />ladies toilet mein ghus gya<br /><br />Anti Misba chillaai<br />“Madar chod ye ladies toilet hai”<br /><br />Major Rohail<br />“Pant uttar k bola ye b ladies k lye he hai”<br /><br />Major saab k deikh k<br />Sab ladies ke hassi nekal gae<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />DONKEY PROTEST<br /><br />Major Rohail ko Kargil ke jung mein ghadari krne<br />k jurm mein muu kala kr k ghadhay pr betha dya<br /><br />Ghadhay ne ejtjaj kya<br /><br />Kyo?<br /><br />Ghaday ke b koe self respect hoti hai<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BEGHAIRAT<br /><br />Height of Begharity<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Apni beti ka rape hote dekh kr<br />Major Rohail ka bhe LUND<br />Khara ho gya<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BACHPAN K DIN<br /><br />Bachpan k din b kitne hassen the,<br /><br />Jb who khela krte the,<br /><br />Anti Misba lolly pop ke zid krte the,<br />Ur<br />Major Rohail apni patn ke zip khool<br />k mna lya krta tha<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANJUMAN TAATE BACHAO<br />Tareekh K ayene me!<br /><br />Zamana qadeem se tatton ko qadar ki nigha se<br />nai dekha gya ur un ko asal mukaam nhe dya gya<br /><br />Ye ek haqiqat hai k kamyab LUN k<br />peeche tatton ka zoor hota hai<br /><br />Tatton ko ehtram ka mukaam delane k lye<br />“ANJUMAN TATTEE BACHAO”<br />Ka qayam amal me laya gya hai<br /><br />Tmam tatte 30 January 2009 ko<br />Mulk geer tehreek shuru kr rhe hai<br /><br />App ke bharpur shirkat lazami hai<br /><br />Umeed hai app jese AZEEM TATTE ki<br />shirkat se baqi tattoo ko bohat hosla mele ga<br /><br />Thank You<br />Chairman<br />“Anjuman Tatte Bchao”<br />MJ ROHAIL<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HARD WORKING GIRLS<br /><br />Research K mutabiq girls jo hai wo<br />boys se zyada Mehnati hoti hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kyo K 100 mein se 10 girls<br />Naturally khubsoorat hoti hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ur baqi apni Mehnat se….<br />(NO offence girls wahabi loves u all)<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br /><br />MULTI BOY FRIENDS<br /><br />JAZZ BF: Hello darling<br />Girl : Aur Sunao<br /><br />U-Fone BF : Kya tumhare dil mein main hu?<br />Girl : Tum he to ho<br /><br />ZONG BF : Tmhe chand kho k phool kho?<br />Girl : Sab keh do<br /><br />TELENOR BF : Kya hr larki bewafa hoti hai?<br />Girl : Yahi hai dhun sab ke<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />HUMAN STYLE<br /><br />Ek kutta dosre se<br />“Oy! Aj kl jha rash ho wha ne jaya kr”<br /><br />2nd Kutta<br />“Wo kyo…?”<br /><br />1st Kutta<br />“Saaly, Agr bomb blast ho gya to<br />tu INSAAN ke moat mary ga”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GIRLS CAN’T DO<br /><br />Aisa kon sa kaam hai jo 5 girls ek sath nhe<br />kr skte…….Lekin 5 boys ek sath kr skte hai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ek he BAALTI mein SUU SUU<br />Ha ha ha ha ha<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PERFECT EXAMPLE<br /><br />TENSION : When BV is prgnent<br /><br />TERROR : When Girlfrnd is pregnant<br /><br />HORROR : When both are pregnant<br /><br />TRADEDY : When u r not responsible for both<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SARDAR G &amp; Dr.<br /><br />Doctor<br />“App k bachy ki taang katni pre ge”<br /><br />Sardar<br />“Pehle btana tha mein bache ke new shoes na leta”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />JUST BORN<br /><br />A just born baby was laughing with it’s tinny finguers closed,<br />The confused pediatrician unfolded his fingures and found…..<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />A birth control pill<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />DOSTY K SHOOLAY<br /><br />Lamha koi suhana sath ho na ho,<br /><br />Kal mai aj jaisi koi bat ho na ho<br /><br />Ap ke DOSTY hamesha es<br />Dil mai rahe ge,<br /><br />Chahy app mai<br />INSAANO wali koi baat ho na ho<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GIRLS OR BALLS<br /><br />16 to 21<br />“Like a football, ek k peche 22 log”<br /><br />21 to 30<br />“Like a cricket ball, ek k hath mein<br />aati hai ur baqi talya bjate hai”<br /><br />30 to 40<br />“Ye to larki nhe aurat hoti hai,<br />tennis ball ke trha,<br />ek kehta hai tu rakh<br />ur<br />dosra kehta hai ye le tu rakh”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />MAJOR KESE BNA…?<br /><br />Major Rohail<br />Tum dusro se chudvati kuo ho<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />Tum Army mein gand marvate kyo ho<br /><br />Major Rohail<br />Mein Major ese he to nhe bna<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />Ghar mein LCD,DVD,A.C,T.V b ese he<br />to nhe aye<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />JUNG KA MEEDAN<br /><br />Major Rohail ke maa boarder pr<br />apni tange khool k leet gae<br /><br />Nxt day in news<br /><br />Two Pirthvi meezail<br />&amp;<br />Three Akash tanks<br />MISSING<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MNA<br /><br />MNA<br />Tum ne muj se bewafai ktni dfa ke hai<br /><br />BV<br />Sirf 3 bar<br /><br />MNA<br />Kb kb ?<br /><br />BV<br />1st time jb ap ka operation hona the to<br />Doctor se chudvai the<br /><br />2nd time jb app jail me the to judge<br />se chudvai the<br /><br />MNA<br />Ur 3dr time?<br /><br />BV<br />Wo g jb ap ne MNA banna tha ur ap k pass<br />76 seats kum the<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GAND ME UNGLE<br /><br />Anti Misba apne bache ke gand<br />Mein ungli de rhe the<br /><br />Major Rohail<br />Ye kya kr rhe ho..?<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />Army k ENTRY test ke tyari krva rhe ho<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANGERY FARAZ<br /><br />Un se kehdo k yunh hr baat<br />Pr hum se rutha na kry Faraz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Kse din meter ghoom gya<br />to bund maar de ge hum<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Rs.101<br /><br />Mj Rohail<br />Pysa chaheye jao phudi mrvao<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />OK<br /><br />Nxt day<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />Ye lo Rs.101<br /><br />Mj Rohail<br />100 rupya to smj ata hai<br />ye 1 rupya ks ne dya?<br /><br />Atni Misba<br />G sab logo ne ek ek dya<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />GENERAL KYANI<br /><br />Gerneral Kyani<br />Army wale ghadaron ke maaa chood de ge<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail<br />Sir Army wha jae ge ya mein apni maaa ko yha lao<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />SPELLING MISTAKE<br /><br />Lot of Aunties crowded a bookshop cause of a<br />Spelling mistake in an add which read<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Special offer<br />Get new BOOBS in exchange of old ones…<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />GANG RAPE OF ANTI MISBA<br /><br />Judge sab ye 40 larke the ur mein 1<br /><br />20 ne gand mari<br />20 ne phudi mari<br />20 ne muu me dala<br /><br />Judge<br />Ye to 60 ho gae<br /><br />Anti Misba<br />Judge sab baki 20 ne pyse deye the<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MECHANICAL ENGINEER<br /><br />Ek mechanical engineer<br />Ke BV ke delivery hoe<br /><br />Us ne husbnd ko SMS kya<br />Mubarak ho apka spare part aa gya hai<br /><br />Husband ne reply kya<br />NUT hai ya BOLT<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />FAIL YA PASS<br /><br />1 sikh ke b.v hospital mei thi.Sikh ne nurse se keha k<br />“agr lrka hua tu keha Pass”<br />aur<br />“agr Lrki hue tu kehna fail”<br />.<br />Sikh ka bcha peda hote he mr gya<br />.<br />tu nurse boli “srdar g supply I hy”<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Enak &amp; Lrki<br /><br />Teacher: Lrki or enak me kya cheez mushtrik hy?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Student: Miss istemal k wakt dono ke tangei kholni prti hein<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Mza Dubala<br /><br />Ek Hakeem ne pthan ke bemari ka ilaj aurat ka dudh tjveez kya.<br />Bri mushkil se ek aurat ko razi kya.<br /><br />Dudh pilate hue ek aurat garam ho gye<br />Us ne sexy awaz bna kr pucha: kuch aur b chahye tu btao<br /><br />Pthan: Agr sath busicuit b mil jaen tu mza dubala ho jye ge<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />Family Business<br /><br />Ap ke beti k kmre se ye teen cheezei mili hein<br /><br />2,3 mobiles<br />kuch condoms<br />6,7 sim<br />chand xxx CDs<br />larko k numbr<br /><br />Bubbli: Family business mei help krna konsa jurm hy?<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Male or Female<br /><br />R u male or Female?<br />Answer k lea niche dekhein<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />oh no dear ! Yaha nae apne niche.<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />If u r Pregnant<br /><br /><br />Read this only if u r pregnant !<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />R u pregnant?<br /><br />Nhe na?<br />.<br />then y r u reading this msg? Shoq tu dekho amma ban ne ka :P<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Bubbli,penty aur jiju<br /><br />Bubbli mini skirt mei jiju k pas aa kr boli<br /><br />“jiju! Dekhye to, jhukne se mri penti dikhti hy kya?<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Jija g: pehle penty pehn tu lo phir dekhana<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />Condom in Urdu<br /><br />Define condom in urdu<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Rabar ka chikna ghilaf-e-uzwy tanassul<br />baraye bandish e afzaish e nasal<br />.<br />.<br />Urdu bol k geo<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-7349710352381778682?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-61503187919190631052009-02-04T14:05:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:29:03.734-08:00<span style="font-size:180%;color:#006600;"><strong>aDuLt sMs JoKeSs</strong></span><br /><br /><br />Sexy Teacher<br /><br />A sexy girl goes to a school for a job.<br />Principal: Can u teach zoology/biology/geology or physiology?<br />Girl: No i can teach only dalo g and nikaalo g..<br />...........................................................……………………………<br /><br />FARAZ ON CONDOMS<br /><br />Hamaray sabar ki inteha kiya dekhtey ho FARAZ.....<br /><br />Woh hum se CONDOM mangwa rahi thi kisi or k liye.....!<br /><br />………………………………………………………………………………<br /><br />Food diminishing Women’s sex<br /><br />Finally scientists have discovered a food<br />that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90%<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />It’s called the Wedding Cake<br /><br />……………………………………………………………………………………..<br /><br />New Abbreviations<br />PIA = Pain In Ur Ass<br />USA = Under Skirts Activities<br />PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive<br />ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm<br />CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area<br /><br />………………………………………………………………………….<br /><br />Himmat vs Haddi<br /><br />Arz hai,<br />"Na Himmat muj may hai,<br />na meri haddi me hai;<br />Na himmat muj may hai,na mere haddi me..<br />Himmat to usme hai jo bina haddi ke meri chaddi me hai.<br /><br /><br />……..……………………………………………………………..<br /><br />hahahahah<br /><br />Tum BALWAN ho to apne BAL se..<br />Tum DHANWAN ho to apne DHAN se.<br />Tum SUNDAR ho to apne TAN se.<br />Tum KOMAL ho to apne MAN se..<br />Par tum jo bhi ho mere LAND se<br /><br />…………………………………………………………………….<br /><br />BUBBLI or BCHPAN K DIN<br /><br />YAAD aate hai BACHPAN ke wo HASiN DiN<br />Jab BUBBLI or Ham MASTi kiya karte the<br />BUBBLI LOLiPOP k Liye ROYA karte the<br /><br />HUM apni CHADI KHOL kar BABBLI MANA Liya karte the<br /><br />.................................................................……….<br /><br />Kudrat aur Kismat<br /><br />Kya diya kudrat ne zamane ko?<br />EK diya ghusane ko,<br />do diya dabane ko,<br />par kismat ke bat hy MAJOR Rohail k<br />tuje<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />milta hai sirf hilane ko....<br /><br />…………………………………………………………………..<br /><br />Malam aur Land<br /><br />Sardar ki GAND par chot lagi,<br />woh aaina rakh kar malam laga raha tha<br />utne me uska land khada ho gaya<br />to sardar bola niche beth ye apni hi gand hai<br />......................................................................................<br />MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE<br /><br />AUNTI MISBA’S HORROR SCOPE<br /><br />Mon:<br />Wear thick bra,it’s chili out side,so ur niples may get hard<br /><br />Tue:<br />Avoid lukin at boys,cause u may find sm thing geting wet b/n ur legs<br /><br />Wed:<br />5,6&amp;7 r ur lucky #s<br />So keep a measuring tape with u<br /><br />Thu:<br />It’s gud day 4 u to achieve sm thng new,<br />So try to practice with a bigger banana<br /><br />Fri:<br />It’s a dull day,all boys busy in Juma prayer<br /><br />Sat:<br />2nyt is gud 4 SEX<br /><br />Sun:<br />U will get Gud news tht u r not pregnent<br /><br />…..........................................................................<br /><br />PHUDI<br /><br />All the girls with ZERO METER Phudi plz stand up<br /><br />All the girls with SMALL Phudi plz raise ur hand<br /><br />All the girls with MEDIUM Phudi say YES<br /><br />All the girls with LARGE Phudi plz leave the room<br /><br />All the girls with EXTRA LARGE phudi plz<br />.<br />.<br />PLZ<br />.<br />.<br />PLZ<br />.<br />.<br />Plz stop reading this SMS<br /><br />…………………..................................................................<br /><br />ZARURAT-E-RISHTA<br /><br />ZARURAT-E-RISHTA<br /><br />Anti Misba<br /><br />Age 45<br /><br />Divorced after 30 years of marriage<br /><br />NO kids<br /><br />Still Virgin/Zero meter<br />(Medical Certificate Attached)<br /><br />X-Wife of<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />PHATAN Major<br /><br />............................................................<br /><br />WORK n WORK (ok)<br /><br />Saira:<br />Maa I m going to work,Suba waps aao ge<br /><br />Aunti Misba:<br />No,NO,nhe I can let u do this,<br />Abi to tere phudi ur gand se<br />last time wale stiches b nhe khule<br /><br />Saira:<br />Maa stiches phudi ur gand pr hai,<br />Pr naa to muu pr stiches hai<br />UR na he daanto pr braices …..<br /><br />…………...................................................................<br /><br />BIG SIZE<br /><br />All the people with BIG size LUN plz stand up<br />.<br />All the people with MEDIUM size LUN plz raise ur hands<br />.<br />All the people with SMALL size LUN please leave the room<br />.<br />All the people with EXTRA SMALL size LUN plz<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />PLZ<br />.<br />PLZ<br />.<br />Plz stop reading this SMS<br /><br />………...................................................................<br /><br /><br />Biology Teacher<br /><br />Biology Teacher:<br />Boys can u tell me exactly where ur heart is?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />ALL BOYS SHOUTED LOUDLY<br />.<br />.<br />“Aunti MISBA K PASS”<br /><br />................................................................................<br /><br />STAGE DANCE<br /><br />Anti Misba ne stage pr aa kr dance kya<br />Sbne taali bjai<br />Anti Misba ne kapre uttar k dance kya<br />Kse ne talli nhe bjai<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Ek haath se talli nhe bjti<br /><br />…………………………………….................................................<br /><br />KHIRKI<br /><br />Parrosi to Major Rohail:<br />Raat teri khirki khilli C<br />Me bhabi de te tera SEX scene veikh lya,<br /><br />Major Rohail: Lay haath sutt,Me ty raati ghar e nhe C<br /><br />…………....................................................................<br /><br />WIVES<br /><br />Satna’s BV<br />Janu sawera ho gya jago<br /><br />Banta’s BV<br />Chaand dhal gya jago<br /><br />Singh’s BV<br />Darling it’s dawn get up<br /><br />Major Rohail’s BV<br />OY! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai<br /><br />……………………………………………...................................................<br /><br />NURSE MISBA<br /><br />Police: Why u fuck Nurse Misba?<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Hospital said during delivery procedure NURSE MISBA will b ur mid wife<br /><br />…………………………………….. .......................................<br /><br />MUSIBAT KA WAQT<br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Pta hai musibat k waqt Gadhe<br />ko b baap bnana pra hai<br /><br />Aunti Misba:<br />Bhaee himat hy tumhari maa ke jo maan jati hai<br />………………………………………………………............................................<br /><br />F.I.R<br /><br />Major Rohail ur Misba ke shadi hoe<br /><br />Mjor k khlaf Dehli Gate k logo ne Police me case kr dya<br /><br />Why?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Hmare Mohale ke RONAK le gya saala<br /><br /><br />...................................................…………………………………………..<br /><br />TANGE UR KHOLO<br /><br /><br />Major Rohail:<br />Aah aah tange kholo<br />ur kholo,ur ur zyada kholo<br />.<br />Aunti Misba:<br />Ab kya TATTE b andr dalne hai<br />.<br />Major Rohail:<br />Nhe waps bahir nekalne hai<br />......……………………………................................................<br /><br />Pakar lo na…<br /><br />Pakar<br /><br />Pakar<br /><br />Hath mein Pakar<br /><br />Daba mt<br /><br />Oh ho Qatray gir rhe hai<br /><br />Jaldi se mu me daal le<br /><br />Aaha<br /><br />Ab bta mza aya na…?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />?<br />“RASGULLA KHANE KA”<br />..............…………………………………………...............................<br /><br />Horse &amp; Chicken<br /><br />Horse n Chick were good frnds<br />1 day Horse fell into river<br />Chick called a farmer,<br />who used his BMW to lift the horse<br />Aftr sm days,chick fell into the river<br />Horse lowered his DICK &amp; pulled the chick out<br />MORAL:<br />If u hv big dick,u don’t need BMW to pick up chicks<br /><br />………………………………...................................................<br /><br />Kind Hearted<br /><br />Bubbli : Wana Fuck?<br /><br />Major Rohail : No I do not fuck unmarried girls<br /><br />Bubbly : Why?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Major Rohail : Muje khoon khraba psnd nhi<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />...……………………........................................................................<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-6150318791919063105?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-39189113272888353632009-02-04T14:00:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:31:22.067-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#006600;">AdULt SmS jOkEsS</span></strong><br /><br /><br />Tax Collection<br /><br />Major Rohail: Why my mom was charged 40% annual tax<br /><br />Officer: Sir tax is 30% on commercial property and extra 10% for rental use<br /><br />………………………..…………………………………………………………..<br /><br />Faraz &amp; Major Rohail<br /><br />Ham ne tu usay ajnabi smjha tha Faraz<br /><br />Pr wo Major Rohail tu meri he najaez aulaad nikli<br /><br />…………………………………………………………………………………………<br />Information &amp; Data<br /><br />Whats the difference b/w Information &amp; Data<br /><br />An information is 362436<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />&amp;<br />.<br />.<br /><br />A data is<br />36-24-36<br /><br />………………………………………………………………………………………<br /><br /><br />Manstural Cycle<br /><br />Major Rohail : Want to fuck<br /><br />Misba: I m having manstural cycle<br /><br />Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70<br /><br />………………………………………………………………<br /><br />Chicken &amp; Baby<br /><br />Difference b/w<br />Chicken<br />&amp;<br />baby<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Chicken is result of patiently sitting hen<br />&amp;<br />Baby is result of impatiently standing cock<br /><br />…………………………………………………………………………….<br /><br />Snow storm &amp; men<br /><br />What is common b/w<br />men<br />&amp;<br />snow storm<br /><br />U never know when they are coming<br />.<br />How many inches u will get<br />.<br />How long they will last<br /><br />………………………………………………………………………….<br /><br />Cycle &amp; Gashti<br /><br />Difference b/w<br /><br />Cycle<br />&amp;<br />Gashti<br /><br />Jo sb larko k sath sex kre wo cycle<br />Jo sb k sath kre ur app k sath nhe wo gashti<br /><br />……………………………………………………………………………………<br /><br />Four animals &amp; a women<br /><br />Four animals found in women’s panty<br />A pussy,<br />Hare,<br />an ass<br />&amp;<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />occasionally a cock<br /><br />…………………..………………………………………………………..<br /><br />Types of Women’s sex<br /><br />Women hv 4 types of sex<br /><br />Asthmatic: ahh ah oh oh aah<br />Obedient: ya yes oh yes yes<br />Greedy: more,more,plz more<br />Religious: oh God, oh God, oh Oh God<br /><br />……………………………………………………………………………..<br /><br />Bill Clinton &amp; His grl frnd<br /><br />What did Bill Clinton said<br />when he was accused of copying home work from his grl frnd at oxford<br /><br />“” I don’t hv any textual relation with tht woman””<br /><br />…………………………………………………………………………<br /><br />Bulb or Bowling Ball<br /><br />What would u rather b a bulb or a bowling ball?<br /><br />It depends if u would like to<br /><br />Get screwed<br />Or<br />Fingered<br /><br />………………………………………………………………………<br />Send me SMS<br /><br />Santa<br />Banta<br />Fazaz<br />Major Rohail<br />Sardar<br />Pathan<br />Anti Misba<br />Nargis<br />Malika Shirawat<br />Zardari<br />Musharaf<br />Bubbli<br />Pappu<br /><br />K bad ab apke bari b a skti hy<br />Is lye jaldi jaldi<br /><br />Sms kro<br /><br />……………………………………………………………………….<br /><br />Qaumi Versa<br /><br />SmS heroes<br />Santa, Banta,<br />Pthan,<br />Major Rohail,<br />Sardar,<br />Zardari,<br />Anti Misba,<br />Nargis,<br />Bubbli,<br />Malika Shirawat,<br />Musharaf<br />Hmara Qaumi versa hein<br />in ka ehtram tm pr wajib hy<br /><br />…………..…..……………………………………………………..<br /><br />2008 SMS Awards<br /><br />10th- Santa Banta<br />9th-Musharaf<br />8th- Major Rohail<br />7th- Pathan<br />6th- Anti Misba<br />5th- Nargis<br />4th- Saradr<br />3rd-Zardari<br />2nd- Bush<br />.<br />.<br />who’s 1st<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />1st- Faraz<br /><br />…………………….……………………………………………………<br /><br />Right Hand<br /><br />Ur B.v is ur right hand<br />But when ur b.v is gone<br /><br />Ur right hand neighbour becomes ur b.v<br /><br />When ur right hand neighbor is also gone<br /><br />Ur right hand becomes ur b.v<br /><br />……………………………………………………………………………<br /><br />Next Morning<br /><br /><br />What did Major Rohail said to his wife after suhag raat sex?<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Allah de vaste svere shareeke nu na dessei,<br />nae ta mre bari bisti hoe ge<br /><br />…………………………………………………………………………….<br /><br />Up &amp; Down<br />Up<br />n<br />Down<br />Oh no<br />Up<br />Up<br />And<br />Up<br />Oh good<br />Down<br />Down<br />Down<br />Stop<br />Oh not again<br />Up<br />Up<br />Up<br />Oper<br />Niche<br />Oper<br />Niche<br />Shit yar<br />Ye gas ur petrol k price kbe upper kbe niche<br /><br />………………………………...…………………………………………….<br /><br />Bubbli on Suhagraat<br /><br />Husband- jaanu apko aj sex kr k kesa lga<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Bubbli- bssss college ke yad aa gye ;)<br /><br />……………………………………………………………………..…………<br /><br />Tight Phuddi<br /><br />kya apke phuddi tight hy?<br /><br />Bubbli: khudi check kr lo,<br />eg unli dalo, dusri ungli dalo,<br />hath dalo,<br />gud dusra hath dalo,<br />ab taali bjao………<br />nhe bajti na?<br />Dekha meri kitni tight hy<br /><br />………………………………………………………………………………….<br /><br /><br />Types of Women sex:<br /><br />Women hv 4 types of sex<br /><br />Asthematic- ahhh ahh ohh ah ahhhhh<br /><br />Obedient- yess yess yaaa ys yesss<br /><br />Greedy- more,more,more,plz more<br /><br />Religious- oh God.....oh God,Oh God<br /><br />_________________________________________________<br />Major Rohail &amp; MIlking Machine<br /><br /><br />Major Rohail tried cow's milking machine on his penis<br /><br />He had a lot of fun, but when he was unable to remove it<br /><br />He got faint after reading manual<br /><br />""Autorelease after 5 liters""<br /><br />__________________________________________<br /><br />Major Rohail &amp; Wife<br /><br />Major Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy<br />Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa<br /><br />Anti Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din<br />Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai<br />________________________________________________<br />Jaadugar<br /><br />Anti Misba with open legs Asked Rohail to fuck her<br /><br />Anti Misba: Hmara bacha hoga tu hm uska kya nam rkhein ge???<br />Major Rohail Condom pehente charhate hue bola:<br /><br />Agr ab b ho gya tu Jaadugar<br />__________________________________________<br /><br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />Fucking Malika Shirawat<br /><br />Whats the difference b/w<br />Fucking Malika Shrawat and Fucking Major Rohail’s mom<br /><br />When you fuck Malika Shrawat<br />She get paid<br />But<br />When u fuck Major Rohail’s mom<br />U get paid<br />________________________________________________________<br /><br />No Rishta<br /><br />Anti Misba: Ab mera tmhara koe rishta nhe rha<br />Mei tmhare de hue sb chizen wapis krna chahti hu<br /><br />Major Rohail: okay<br />Lets start with kisses<br /><br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />Sex ka Maza<br /><br />Rohail: jaanu aj hmari shaadi ko pure 5 sal ho gy<br />Tmhe kis din sex ka sb se zeada mza ayaa<br /><br />Misba: (sharmate hue)…..Us din<br />Jb ap Islamabad gy hue thai<br /><br />___________________________________________<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-3918911327288835363?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8231089150126956052.post-43191711732796621892009-02-04T13:56:00.000-08:002009-02-25T06:32:45.735-08:00<strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#003300;">aDuLt sMs JoKeSs</span></strong><br /><br /><span style="color:#003300;"><strong><br /></strong></span><span style="color:#000000;">WAAH WAAH<br /></span><br />Ap ay hmare ghar<br /><br />Wah wah<br /><br />Ap ay hmare ghar<br /><br />Wah wah<br /><br />Kabhi hm apko dekhte hein<br />Kbhe apne Lun ko<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />JAEDAT KA CASE<br />.<br />Anti Misba<br />“” Judge sab jaedat ka<br />90% hisa muje milna chahye kyo k<br />90% customer mere hein<br /><br />aur<br /><br />Sirf Pathan customer Rohail k hein””<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MY LUN &amp; MY DOST<br /><br /><br />What is common b/w<br />My Lun<br />&amp;<br />My dost<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Mera Lun mera dost hy<br />Aur<br />Mera dost mera Lun hy<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />CUSTOMER RELATION<br /><br />Major Rohail: ma ye kya kr rhe ho????<br /><br />Maa: Beta customer se chudva rhe hu<br /><br />Mj Rohail: Mei tmhe esa nhe krne du ga<br /><br />Maa: kyu?<br /><br />Mj Rohail: Ye customer hmesha udhar kr jata hy<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />BLACK HOLE<br /><br />Name one thing on planet earth<br />which is similar to black hole in space<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Anti Misba ke GAAND<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br /><br />BREAKING NEWS<br /><br />Menaar-e- Pakistan gum ho gya<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Police ka kehna hy<br />k<br />Anti Misba ko<br />Menar pe charhte hove dekha gya tha<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />MENAR-E-PAKISTAN<br /><br />Anti Misba Menar-e-Pakistan pe charh gye<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Menaar-e-Pakistan 4 inch lmba ho gya<br /><br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />GREAT WALL OF CHINA<br /><br />What’s common between<br />.<br />Great Wall Of China<br />&amp;<br />Anti Misba’s vagina<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />Both r visible 2 the naked eye from the moon<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />3 IMPORTANT CHIZEI<br /><br />3 chizo pr kabu rkho<br /><br />Driving<br />Daulat<br />BV<br /><br />3 chizo se Nfrat kro<br />Wapda<br />Zrdari<br />Police<br /><br />3 chizo ko pkar k rkho<br />Dost<br />Girl Friend<br />Ur<br />Dost ke Girl Friend<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />PEHLI DFA KA EXPERIENCE<br /><br />Pehli dfa insane jb dalta hy<br />To<br />Nervous hota hy<br />Ahista se dalo<br />To<br />Phisal k ander chala jata hy<br />Phir<br />Awazei aaney lgti hein<br />Lakin<br />Tm bilkul na ghabrana<br />Confidance se dale rkhna<br />Or<br />Us wqt tk<br />Na nikalna<br />Jb tk<br />Apki Money nahi nikal aye<br />Phir<br />Apna<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />ATM CARD<br />Machine se nikal lena<br /><br />>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>><br /><br />ANTI MISBA KI SASTI PHUDDI<br /><br />Dekho ye banda<br />Sbse sasti phudi<br />Maaaarne je raahaaaa hai<br /><br />Na es mulk ke<br />Na Asia ke<br />Balkeh ye tu<br />Dunya ke sb se sasti phudi hy<br /><br />Aah oh aaah aaahhh<br /><br />Kya tym phir kisi ko<br />Sab se sasti phudi<br />Maar k dekha rhe ho<br />Show off!<br /><br />Sasti phudi mehngi pr gyee<br /><br />Btao mei kese ab se sasti phuddi maru<br /><br />Tumhare paas Anti Misba hai<br /><br />Nhe<br /><br />Tu mutt he maar le bari bat hy<br /><br />“”Anti Misba! Tumhee tu ho””<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/8231089150126956052-4319171173279662189?l=sms4msg.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dr. SmShttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16423752022128766309noreply@blogger.com0