27--5--2009
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New & Latest Jokes are Here
*******4 u 2 enjoy**********
Sardar****Faraz****Adult***Anti Misba
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Major Rohail****Phatan***Santa Banta
LETS START LAUGHING......?
The Early Message doesn't mean to disturb u
.
It is only to show that
"You r my First thinking of the Day"
"kyu k main sari raat tera soch k
muuth marta rha"
Good Morning
.......................................................................................
Major Rohail ko apni beti k kamre se
.
Cigrtete mele
Wo prshan hova
Phir
Sharab ki bottle meli
Wo preshan hova
Phir
Ek larka mela
Wo khush ho kr bola
“shukar hy ye sb khuch larke ka hy”
...................................................................................
Sardar ke B.V bhag gye,
.
3 din bad ghar wapas I
.
Sardar gussey se bola:
"Hun ke lein ayee aye"
.
Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."
..............................................................................
Major Rohail:
Dr. sab main jb BV ko kiss karta huto
us k muu se Smell aati hy
.
Dr.
“kamal hy jb main ne check
up kya tb to lips stick ki khushbu thi”
....................................................................................
Aik dafa pathan ne
Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi
:
Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,
.
Phir Us ne Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke
.............................................................................
Operation Theater main
Anti Misba 2 Dr.
“Light OFF nhi karni?”
.
Dr.
“Light OFF kyu?”
.
AntiMisba
“Jb b koi admi muje bed pr letata hy light OFF kr deta hy”
...................................................................................
Medical science proved k Kapre tight
pehn'ney se Blood Circulation ruk jati hy
.
But
.
Larkiyo k kapre jitne tight hon
.
Larko ke blood circulation utni tez hoti hy
.....................................................................
SPERM MARCH
.
Anti Misba ki choot main
sperms Ne long march kya
.
Kyu?
.
Sperms ka kehna hai K
un k khuch satheyon Ko pechli
gali main leja kQatal kr dya jata hy
............................................................................
Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?
.
Pathan:
Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke
bottle parri thi.
Mei ne bas itna kaha K
Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy
.............................................................................
Anti Misba ne
family planning Capsule kha lya
.
.
10 din bad payt se awaz aai
.
.
Madam ye capsule family planning Ka hai
“Mohala Planning” ka nhi
............................................................................
Height of positive attitude:
.
Girl Friend:
Mera Rishta aaya hy aur shadi hone wali hy
.
Boy Friend:
That's Good, Phir to hum
Condom k Bagher sex ker sken ge
................................................................................
CHOOT MEETING
Anti Misba ki CHOOT mainSperms meeting
.
I m Dr.
I m doodhwala
I m Husbnd
I m boyfrnd
I m mohaledar
Ek sperm chup chapTha
.
Kyu..?
.
Insanon ki meeting main
Kutte ka kya kaam....
................................................................................
Reporter:
Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding
na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne
.
.
.
Officer:
Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."
............................................................................
Major Rohail:
Agr tum ne muj se shadi na ki
To main ghar se kood k jan de du ga
.
Anti Misba:
Pr tumhara ghar to ground floor pr hy
......................................................................
Santa: Mere BV Zero meter hai
.
Banta: Tujhe kese pta?
.
Santa: Shadi se pehle 4 logo ne
check kr k muje Batya tha
...........................................................................
Major Rohail:
Khansi ka kya hal hy?
.
Anti Misba:
Khansi to bnd ho gy hy pr ab
saans ruk ruk k aata hy
.
Major Rohail:
Fikar na karo Rab ne chaha
to wo b band ho jae ga
.............................................................................
Hello...Hello..Hello...
Awaaz ni aa rahi kia?
HELLO...?HELLOooo...???
Ab awaaz aai?
ab b ni?
awaaz aye gi bhi kaise?
Bewakoof ye tu sms he
....................................................................
Anti Misba k gharelo totke
.
Agr ksi din app ko khudkushi krni ho
To Pankhe se latak k khudkushi kr lein
Latkne se pehle ye zror dekh lein k
pankhaTABEL FAN wala ho
......................................................................
Load sheding in Pakistan
.
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
mil gaya !
loadsheding ka soloution mil gaya
.
.
TOUCH CONDOM kay 2 khali wraper
se jeetain generator
chudai lagaow bijli paow
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Wednesday, April 22, 2009
24.04.09 Dirty,Adult,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Sardar,Phatan sms jokes
24-4-2009
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs
Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
___________________________________________
Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
___________________________________________
Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy
____________________________________________
Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION
__________________________________________
Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
__________________________________________
Latest new funniest jokes added
Phatan,Sardar,Faraz
Major Rohail,Santa Banta
Anti Misba,Dirty,Adult
Jokes & sms msgs
Anti Misba:
mei driver ko nokri se nikal rhe hu,
kyu kaj mei dusri bar mrte mrte bachi
.
Sardar:
khush ho k
Begum usay ek moqa aur do
___________________________________________
Bubbli class mei gadha le aye
.
Miss Misba: isay Q lyee ho?
.
Bubbli: Miss ap he tu kehti hein
k mei bre bre gadho ko insan bna deti hu
___________________________________________
Reporter:
Sunna hy ap shalwar kameez
ur skirt zeyada psand krti hein
ur SAARHI se nfrat hei kyu?
.
Anti Misba:
saarhi mei taange kholna
mushkil ho jata hy
____________________________________________
Tension
Larki ne Major Rohail se lift mangi
.
raaste mei uske tbeat kharab ho gye
.
Major usy hospital le gya
.
Dr. bola ap bap ban ne wale hen
.
MAJOR KO TENSION
.
wo bola mei iska baap nhe!
.
phirLrki se pucha
.
wo boli Yhee is bche ka bap hy
.
MAJOR KO PHIR TENSION
.
pher police i
.
Major ka medical checkup hua
.
Report i kMojar Rohail kbe
bap nhe bn skta
.
Us ne KHUDA ka shukar ada kya
.
khushi khushi bahar aya
.
OR PHER Socha k
.
Jo 4 bache ghar pe hein
.
WO KIS K HEN
.
Major Rohail ko
.
PHIR TENSION
__________________________________________
Major Rohail:
yar tm truck ko dekh k kaanp kyu jaate ho?
.
Pathan:ek truck driver meri b.v
ko bhga k le gya tha
Hr baar lgta hy k khanakharab
wapas krne ayaa hy
__________________________________________
Thursday, March 19, 2009
20-3-09 New Dirty Jokes,Major Rohail,Anti Misba,Phatan,Adult,Sardar msgs added
20-3-2009
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LATEST SMS JOKES
DIRTY,ADULT,SARDAR,PHATAN,NARGIS
FARAZ,ANTI MISBA & MAJOR ROHAIL
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"Adult sms" "Sardar sms" "Anti Misba sms" "Pathan sms"
"Musharaf sms" "Major Rohail sms" "Faraz sms" "Sexy sms"
Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe Tange khol k leti hue thi.
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy kTaza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection
to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground meBubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf
en keMAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha,
tahajud ki namaz aada ke,
aurDua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai urmain teri ibadat kr rha hu”
Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua manghamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD
dostoKo dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD
mei se“SUHAG RAT” wala
scenedelete krna bhool gya tha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Doctor:
sorry Major sabAp ke MAA ko hm nhe
bcha skteWo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail:
koe baat nheMere MAA DANCER
hai wo hrSTAGE pr perform kr skte hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Time is MoneyMajor
Rohail ne apne behn BUBBLI k Driver
ko both mara
.
kyu?
.
Customer complains
“Bubbli time pr nhe pohnchti”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Two Sardars went into a pub and
after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches
out of their pockets and started to eat them
.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here,
complained the pub-owner
.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti neUska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga
.
ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae
.
Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?
.
Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail: Want to have sex
.
Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle
.
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
.
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
.
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
.
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Utha jo mera Janaza to woh Cheekh kar bolay Faraz!
.
Thehar jao!!! Abhi Waddi Phuphi ne aana hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mun meetha karna hai to mere paas aa Faraz!!!!
.
Main tujhe Akhrot aur Kishmish khilaon ga...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
.
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch
Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
.
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge
.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai
.
Banta: kya kiya?
.
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Aaj tk Anti Misba ka koe Lover in ko Bhool nhe paya
.
bhala kyo?
.
...Very Simple...
.
Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nheTere PUPHYAAN hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saalho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le haiwo ghar pr he rehte hai”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?
.
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Droctr
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunahse behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...
Suddenly He Stops
Why?......
Because he reaches his Home.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us keTIND ho gae..
.
Who kese..?
.
.
...Major Rohail ne larki ko Cheer dya
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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LATEST SMS JOKES
DIRTY,ADULT,SARDAR,PHATAN,NARGIS
FARAZ,ANTI MISBA & MAJOR ROHAIL
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"Adult sms" "Sardar sms" "Anti Misba sms" "Pathan sms"
"Musharaf sms" "Major Rohail sms" "Faraz sms" "Sexy sms"
Pregnant Anti Misba chat pe Tange khol k leti hue thi.
.
Major Rohail: ye kya ho rha hy?
.
Anti Misba: Dr. ne kaha hy kTaza hawa bache ke sehat k lye achi hy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Janta hy mera baap kon hai?
.
Ap ne life me bijli,pani ur telephn ka conection
to suna ho ga pr ye conection BAAP RE BAAP
.
Admision ke line me Anti Misba ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
College k ground meBubbli ka beta bole
"Tu Janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Saloon ki kursi peh Major Rohail bole
"Tu janta hy mera baap kon hy?"
.
Hum ajj b en k baap ko nhi jante
Hum jante hy to sirf
en keMAA k CONECTIONS ko
.
Ye hy youngistan meri jaan
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Ek admi raat 3 bje uttha,
tahajud ki namaz aada ke,
aurDua krne lga
“Mere mola sb so rhe hai urmain teri ibadat kr rha hu”
Ye sun kr barabar waly ghar Se awaz ayi
“Kameny to apni dua manghamari shikayat q kr rha hy”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail apni shadi ke CD
dostoKo dekha k both pachhtaya
.
kyu?
.
Major Rohail shadi wali CD
mei se“SUHAG RAT” wala
scenedelete krna bhool gya tha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
BV: Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
Phatan: Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Aik pathan apnay shoulder pe Tota betha k ja rha tha.
Paas aik banday ne pucha ye kon sa janwar ha?
Tota bola PATHAN.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Doctor:
sorry Major sabAp ke MAA ko hm nhe
bcha skteWo ab last stage pe hy
.
Major Rohail:
koe baat nheMere MAA DANCER
hai wo hrSTAGE pr perform kr skte hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Time is MoneyMajor
Rohail ne apne behn BUBBLI k Driver
ko both mara
.
kyu?
.
Customer complains
“Bubbli time pr nhe pohnchti”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Two Sardars went into a pub and
after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches
out of their pockets and started to eat them
.
You cant eat your own sandwiches in here,
complained the pub-owner
.
So the two Sardars exchanged their sandwiches
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bubbli: papa nokar ne mera rape kr dya
.
Major Rohail: hy! O Rabba meri beti neUska kya bigara tha?
.
Bubbli: mei ne nokar aur ami ko Sex krte huve dekh lya tha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
1 sardar Paper de kar aya aur rone laga
.
ke kash Pakistan ka Dar-ul-Hakomat[Capital] Lahore bun jae
.
Friend: Tum aisa kyun chahte ho?
.
Sardar: Main paper mein ye likh kar aya ho.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail: Want to have sex
.
Anti Misba: I m having Menstrual Cycle
.
Major Rohail: Oh acha I have Honda CD 70.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Satna’s BV: Janu sawera ho gya jago
.
Banta’s BV: Chaand dhal gya jago
.
Singh’s BV: Darling it’s dawn get up
.
Major Rohail’s BV: OYE! Subha ho gae mera husbnd ane wala hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Utha jo mera Janaza to woh Cheekh kar bolay Faraz!
.
Thehar jao!!! Abhi Waddi Phuphi ne aana hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Mun meetha karna hai to mere paas aa Faraz!!!!
.
Main tujhe Akhrot aur Kishmish khilaon ga...
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa: Why majority of South Indians are black?
.
Banta: "Oh ji .. Because they always watch
Sun TV, Surya TV, without applying Sun screen lotion"!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..
.
Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge
.
Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai
.
Banta: kya kiya?
.
Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Aaj tk Anti Misba ka koe Lover in ko Bhool nhe paya
.
bhala kyo?
.
...Very Simple...
.
Anti Misba ko AIDS jo hy.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail apni shadi ke video apne bete ko dekha rha the
.
Boy: Abu mein bhe apni shadi pr KANJARYAN nachao gy
.
Major Rohail: Oy! Begherat wo kanjaryan nheTere PUPHYAAN hai.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Bubbli:
“Tu hr saal pregnant hoti thi ab 2 saalho gae pr koe bcha nhe”
.
Anti Misba:
“Jb se Major Rohail ne Retirment le haiwo ghar pr he rehte hai”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki
.
Banta: That’s Great Yaar... Usne Kya Kahaa?
.
Santa: Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail guse se:
“Mera dil chahta hai k tera khoon pee jao”
.
Anti Misba:
“Pehle btana tha ab to PERIODS khtm ho gae"
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Anti Misba:
“Kunwari beti ka abortion krwana hai”
.
Droctr
“Gunah wale kam kyo krte ho?”
.
Anti Misba:
“Mein ne b ese yhe smjaya tha k gunahse behtar hai k tu condom use kya kr”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Santa Rides A Cycle Very Very Very Very Fast...
Suddenly He Stops
Why?......
Because he reaches his Home.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us keTIND ho gae..
.
Who kese..?
.
.
...Major Rohail ne larki ko Cheer dya
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD MAJOR ROHAIL & ANTI MISBA ADULT SMS JOKES
19-2-2009
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OF
ANTI MISBA & MAJOR ROHAIL
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ANTI MISBA & MAJOR ROHAIL
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"Adult sms" "Sardar sms" "Anti Misba sms" "Pathan sms"
"Musharaf sms" "Major Rohail sms" "Faraz sms" "Sexy sms"
MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN
Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”
GABAR (Love Land)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)
Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the
Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein
Genral:
Kyu..?
Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge
RAJA (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)
Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?
Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha
AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL
Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail
Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy
Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai
AFSHAN (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR
Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy
Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai
Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE GARMI
Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI UR JANAT
Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?
Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”
DON (Mumbai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL
Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae
Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu
Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai
JAVIED (Larkana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA
Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz
FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI K ABU
Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI CONFUSED
Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA
Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai
MASTANA (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI
Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR
Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ
Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya
RAZAQ (Hydrabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE
Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola
TAHIR (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID
Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”
FAISAL (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well
KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life
DELAWAR (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR
Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai
AHSAN (DHA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P
Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN
Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai
SHERAZ (Jehlum)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING
General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN
Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha
GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE PAIN
Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai
SHABANA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA # 1
Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye
HAMEED (Sahiwal)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA POEM
Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal
JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & SHEETAN
Major Rohail ne ek DONKEY
Ke GAND marne ke koshish ke
Donkey ne Major Rohail ko
Laat maar de
.
Major Rohail ko bohat
Dard hova ur us ne dua ke
“Ya Rab muj se sheetan ne
ye kaam krvaya”
.
.
Ye suun kr sheetan
khud hazir ho gya
ur bola
“Abe jhoot bolta hy ye
idea to mere zehan me b nhi tha”
GABAR (Love Land)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
MAJOR ROHAIL & TISSUE (sent)
Genral sab Major Rohail ke
GAND mar rhe the
Major Rohail:
Sir tissue lelein
Genral:
Kyu..?
Major Rohail:
Sir mein nhe chahta k meri
Wardi pr koe dagh lge
RAJA (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & SAFE SEX (sent)
Anti Misba:
Ye condom ktne ka hy..?
Shopkeeper:
10 rupee ka
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ho gai hy,
Jb mein 8th class mein the tb
1 rupe me safe sex ho jata tha
AHMAD AFZAL (North Nazmabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA GO 2 TAJ MAHAL
Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal
With her husband Major Rohail
Tourist Guide:
Madam ye dunya ka 7va ajoba hy
Anti Misba:
No No ye to mere husband hai
AFSHAN (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JUNIOR
Major Rohail:
Army mein taraqi ka raaz
GAND mein hy
Junior:
Sir mein ne aj tk gand nhe marvai
Major Rohail:
Ese lye to tu aj tk
Major nhe ban saka
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE GARMI
Anti Misba:
Mein suraj se zyada garam hu
Jo muje chuwe ga wo jal jae ga
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Koe baat nhe mein tum pr raat
Ko charhu ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI UR JANAT
Bubbli:
Papa janat kha hoti hai..?
Major Rohail:
Maa k paaon k neche
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar se kah rhe thi
“Mere tangon k darmyan janat hy”
DON (Mumbai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR & MAJOR ROHAIL
Sardar ur Major Rohail ke
Larai ho gae
Major Rohail:
Mein army mein major hu
Sardar:
OY! Darata kis ko hy
Mera beta bhe Cedit school
Ka student hai
JAVIED (Larkana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR ANTI MISBA
Ullfat k jazbat dil me he
Daba k rakh dye Faraz
.
Hajj ka keh k Anti Misba ne
Pakr le Dubai ke Parwaz
FARAZ AHMAD FARAZ (Jannat Fardoos)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI K ABU
Bubbli:
Ami ami aj school me ek uncle mele
Wo kehte the k wo bhe mere abu hai
.
.
Anti Misba:
Beta wo tunhare nhe tumhare bhai k
Abu hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI CONFUSED
Bubbli:
Ami me bohat confuse hu
.
Anti Misba:
Kyu beta kya hova..?
.
Bubbli:
“Father” pr essay likhna hai
ur
samaj nhe aata k kis “uncle” ka
naam lekho
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA ABBA
Major Rohail:
Abba ye achi bat nhi,
Dosto me meri bohat
Beizati hoti hai
.
.
Abba:
Kyu..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Sb dosto k abba maar gae
Mera abba abi tk zinda hai
MASTANA (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S BARYANI
Anti Misba’s baryani recipe
.
Chawal aatte me daal k
Thori se cheene mix kr lo
Phir lipton daalo ur ye lo
kofte tyar
.
Anti Misba ko kha tha k
GAJNI na dekhna
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA IN BEAUTY PARLOR
Anti Misba baal dye krvane gae
.
Keune 500 ka
Koe sasta
Revlon 400
Ur sasta
Kala Kola 100
Ur sasta
Samsul 50 ka
Ur sasta
Madam ye lo 20 rupe ur
Ja k mehndi lgalo
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA HAJJ
Major Rohail ne abi Hajj complete
B nhe kya k us ke
TIND ho gae
.
.
Who kese..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail ne larki ko
Cheer dya
RAZAQ (Hydrabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA K TOOTKE
Anti Misba k
Gharelo tootke
.
Agr ap ko koe baat HAZAM na
Ho rhe ho
.
Ya koe baat ap k payt me dard
Kr rhe ho
.
.
To estamal kro
.
.
.
Dabur ka Hajmola
TAHIR (Gujrat)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & MASJID
Masjid mein Namazyo ne
Major Rohail ko bohat mara
.
.
.
Kyu..?
.
.
Namaz k duran Major Rohail k mobile
Pr phone aya
ur
Ring tone bajna shuru hoe
.
“HARE KARISHNA HARE RAAM”
FAISAL (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab my wife is not good at sex
.
.
Doctor:
I know ur wife very well
KHAWAJA (Laiyl Pur)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA’S SEX LIFE
Major Rohail:
Dr. Sab me & my wife don’t have a
Good sex life
.
Dr.-
Kya ye sach hy..?
.
Anti Misba:
Muje mere husband ka to pta
Nhe BUT I have a gr8 sex life
DELAWAR (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA AFFAIR
Anti Misba:
Mera husband kse ur k
Sath sex krta hai
.
Judge:
Teri BV me kya kami hy
Jo tu kse ur k sath sex krta hy
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab BV me sirf LUN
Ke kami hai
AHSAN (DHA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & B.P
Major Rohail & B.V
Watching BP
LUN pe sucking ka scene
.
Major Rohail:
Mera b dil kr rha hai
.
BV:
U know I don’t suck
.
Major Rohail:
Mein tere nhe apni baat kr rha hu
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL SUCKING LUN
Major Rohail was sucking LUN
Of Genral sab
.
After Suckiing
.
Genral:
Saale kbe brush b kr lya
Kr LUN se badbu ane lg gae hai
SHERAZ (Jehlum)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL CRYING
General was fucking Major Rohail
.
Major Rohail was crying coz of pain
.
Genral:
Oy! Kya auraton ke tra chekh rha hai
Mard bn mard
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KARGIL MEIN
Major Rohail ne Kargil ke jung
Mein ghadari ke ye to sb ko
Pta hai
.
Pr kya ghadari ke..?
.
Apne fojiyo ko choor k
Dushman k fojiyo se
GAND mrvata raha
GUL HAMEED AHMAD (Canal view)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE PAIN
Anti Misba:
When ever I hv sex I feel pain
.
Dr-
Let me see
.
After Check up
.
Anti Misba:
What was the problem
.
Dr-
Aandar kese ke ROLEX reh gae the
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & TOILET FLUSH
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Toilet Flush
.
.
.
Dono ko estamal krne k lye
Apni shalwar uutarni parhti hai
SHABANA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA # 1
Choot me dalne ka muqabla
.
Aswarya angor lye
Ketrena apple lye
Malika apple lye
Meera Tarbuz lye
Anti Misba kele
.
.
.
Ka darakht uutha lye
HAMEED (Sahiwal)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & MAGGI NOODLES
What is common b/n
Anti Misba
&
Maggi Noodles
.
.
.
.
Bs 2 minute mein tyar
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA POEM
Tera naam hy Anti Misba
Tu ne lya hy kiska kiska
.
Lya hy me ne sirf uska
Bank balance hy jiska
.
Naam hy mera Anti Misba
Custmr aj tk koe nye khiska
.
Lena hy agr mere chaska
To na lgao muje maska
.
Sunnao pyse ke jhnkar
Na bano zyada fankar
.
Sirf pysee ka hy saawal
Phir dekho mera kamal
.
Chahe mere muu me daal
Ya phir kar de mere laal
JAMEEL (Toba Tk Sing)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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19-2-2009
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JuSt AdDeD NeW AdULt JoOoKeS
FARAZ ON PYAR
Wo muje pyar sekhane ka
Israr krta hai Faraz
.
.
Jis ka khud sirf 3 inch ka hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
U R ON TV
Pepsi k lye
Kareena
.
Thumbs uo k lye
Akshay
.
Fanta k lye
Rani
.
Cock k lye
Ayshwrya
.
Tum Ghabrao mat..!
SATHI
Ek inch k new condom
K lye tumhe he ley ga
HASHAM (Dubai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
QURBANI K JANWAR
Suna hai k Qurbani k janwar ko chand
Raat ke raat ko Churiyan nazar aati hy
.
.
To phir larkiyon ko mehndi ke raat ko
Kya nazar aata ho ga?
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PHATAN IN SAUDIA
Phatan Saudia me GAND marte hove
Pakra gya
.
Qazi:
Ese Garan pani me daal do
.
After few hours
.
Qazi:
Tu ne abi tk ese pani me nhi dala
.
Jalad:
Janab ye bohat harami hy
Chula jalane k lye jhukta
Hu to gand mar deta hy
JAMEEL (Saudi Arabia)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIEND LIKE YOU
A friend like you is
Not like Boobs
Which get sucked
.
Not like pussy
Which get fucked
.
BUT
Like a penis
Which stands
When needed
ROMAN (Pakistan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR APNE
Apne he hote hy jo GAND
Mai ungle dy kr bhag jate hai
Faraz
.
.
.
Warna ghairon ko kya khabar
K tum underware nhe pehnte
JAMEEL (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
CONDOM SHOP
A man goes 2 buy condom
.
Sales Girl:
May I hold ur penis 4 size?
.
She orders
“Gv him small
No NO gv him medium
No NO gv him large”
.
.
Oh! Shit
Gv him Tissue
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GREAT PEOPLE
Great people like us work on principle
Of Rockets
.
Not coz we aim high for the sky
.
BUT
Coz we don’t start performing unless
Our ass is on fire
UMAIR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SHERI REHMAN PRESS CONFRENCE
Sheri Rehman conducting press confrence
.
Ji app karein,
Ap nhi aap,
app ne pehle kya tha,
Peeche wale ko moqa dein,
Aage sb ne kr lya kya?
Ap ne nhi kya?
Sb bari bari karein,
Meray leye aasani rahe ge,
Mein ghbrane wali nhi,
Sb ko moqa mele ga
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HUM SAB UMEED SE HAI
“GEO k program
hum sab umeed se hai”
dekhne k baad
Zardari
Ne apne
Duplicate se pocha
Teri meri shakal bohat milti hy
Kya tumhari maa hmare ghar
Nokrani thi..?
.
Duplicate bola nhi g mera baap
Ap k ghar driver tha
ATTAULA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NEW HIT SONG REMIX
Tum pass aaye,
Yon muskuraye,
Tu ne na jane kitne
Choope lagaye
.
.
Ab to mera LUN
Jage na soota hai,
.
.
Kya kron hai Lun ko
khuch khuch hota hai
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MOLVI UR BACHA
Molvi ek bache ke GAND mar rha tha
.
Ek admi ne pocha ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Molvi:
“Jo Sabak yaad nhi kre ga
use yhe saza mele ge”
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOST KE DOSTI
Dost teri dosti kitni pyari,
.
Lekin har kisi ne teri GAND mari,
.
Kya tuje pyari nhi meri yaari,
.
Chal phir Jhuk ja ab meri baari,
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
RECYCLE CONDOMS
Q : wat is heights recycling ? A : MAN GIVING used CONDOM to
his SON to use as a balloon
& after BURSTING,
giving to his DAUGHTER
to use as HAIR BAND.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OLD AGE PROBLEM
The problem with old age is that every
part of your body feels stiff
except the part that u want stiff. So, enjoy ur age before old age
have fun b4 its too late.
IMARAN (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPPOSITE OF LAUGHTER
Q: What is the opposite of laughter? A: Sex How is that? . . . . Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha
and
Sex is ah ah ah ah..!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR PAPA KESE BNA..?
Sardar’s son: papa tusi papa kinj bne?
.
.
Sardar: puttar Pa,Pa k
REHMAN (SHARJA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HAMESHA MUSKRATE RHO
Tumhari hansi kbhi km na ho
.
Tmhari ankh kbhe nam na ho
.
Tmhe hr us shakhs ka mile
.
Jiska “12 inch” se km na ho
REHMEN (SHARJA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR UR SHANTI
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
REHMAN (SHARJA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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JuSt AdDeD NeW AdULt JoOoKeS
FARAZ ON PYAR
Wo muje pyar sekhane ka
Israr krta hai Faraz
.
.
Jis ka khud sirf 3 inch ka hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
U R ON TV
Pepsi k lye
Kareena
.
Thumbs uo k lye
Akshay
.
Fanta k lye
Rani
.
Cock k lye
Ayshwrya
.
Tum Ghabrao mat..!
SATHI
Ek inch k new condom
K lye tumhe he ley ga
HASHAM (Dubai)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>.
QURBANI K JANWAR
Suna hai k Qurbani k janwar ko chand
Raat ke raat ko Churiyan nazar aati hy
.
.
To phir larkiyon ko mehndi ke raat ko
Kya nazar aata ho ga?
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PHATAN IN SAUDIA
Phatan Saudia me GAND marte hove
Pakra gya
.
Qazi:
Ese Garan pani me daal do
.
After few hours
.
Qazi:
Tu ne abi tk ese pani me nhi dala
.
Jalad:
Janab ye bohat harami hy
Chula jalane k lye jhukta
Hu to gand mar deta hy
JAMEEL (Saudi Arabia)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIEND LIKE YOU
A friend like you is
Not like Boobs
Which get sucked
.
Not like pussy
Which get fucked
.
BUT
Like a penis
Which stands
When needed
ROMAN (Pakistan)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ UR APNE
Apne he hote hy jo GAND
Mai ungle dy kr bhag jate hai
Faraz
.
.
.
Warna ghairon ko kya khabar
K tum underware nhe pehnte
JAMEEL (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
CONDOM SHOP
A man goes 2 buy condom
.
Sales Girl:
May I hold ur penis 4 size?
.
She orders
“Gv him small
No NO gv him medium
No NO gv him large”
.
.
Oh! Shit
Gv him Tissue
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GREAT PEOPLE
Great people like us work on principle
Of Rockets
.
Not coz we aim high for the sky
.
BUT
Coz we don’t start performing unless
Our ass is on fire
UMAIR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SHERI REHMAN PRESS CONFRENCE
Sheri Rehman conducting press confrence
.
Ji app karein,
Ap nhi aap,
app ne pehle kya tha,
Peeche wale ko moqa dein,
Aage sb ne kr lya kya?
Ap ne nhi kya?
Sb bari bari karein,
Meray leye aasani rahe ge,
Mein ghbrane wali nhi,
Sb ko moqa mele ga
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HUM SAB UMEED SE HAI
“GEO k program
hum sab umeed se hai”
dekhne k baad
Zardari
Ne apne
Duplicate se pocha
Teri meri shakal bohat milti hy
Kya tumhari maa hmare ghar
Nokrani thi..?
.
Duplicate bola nhi g mera baap
Ap k ghar driver tha
ATTAULA (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NEW HIT SONG REMIX
Tum pass aaye,
Yon muskuraye,
Tu ne na jane kitne
Choope lagaye
.
.
Ab to mera LUN
Jage na soota hai,
.
.
Kya kron hai Lun ko
khuch khuch hota hai
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MOLVI UR BACHA
Molvi ek bache ke GAND mar rha tha
.
Ek admi ne pocha ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Molvi:
“Jo Sabak yaad nhi kre ga
use yhe saza mele ge”
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DOST KE DOSTI
Dost teri dosti kitni pyari,
.
Lekin har kisi ne teri GAND mari,
.
Kya tuje pyari nhi meri yaari,
.
Chal phir Jhuk ja ab meri baari,
IMRAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
RECYCLE CONDOMS
Q : wat is heights recycling ? A : MAN GIVING used CONDOM to
his SON to use as a balloon
& after BURSTING,
giving to his DAUGHTER
to use as HAIR BAND.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OLD AGE PROBLEM
The problem with old age is that every
part of your body feels stiff
except the part that u want stiff. So, enjoy ur age before old age
have fun b4 its too late.
IMARAN (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OPPOSITE OF LAUGHTER
Q: What is the opposite of laughter? A: Sex How is that? . . . . Bcoz laughter is ha ha ha
and
Sex is ah ah ah ah..!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR PAPA KESE BNA..?
Sardar’s son: papa tusi papa kinj bne?
.
.
Sardar: puttar Pa,Pa k
REHMAN (SHARJA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HAMESHA MUSKRATE RHO
Tumhari hansi kbhi km na ho
.
Tmhari ankh kbhe nam na ho
.
Tmhe hr us shakhs ka mile
.
Jiska “12 inch” se km na ho
REHMEN (SHARJA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SARDAR UR SHANTI
Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao
BV: kyu?
Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao
REHMAN (SHARJA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
19-2-2009 JuSt AdDeD Love,Faraz,Romantic,Good Night,Good Morning,SmS messages
19-2-2009
To send jokes e.mail on
smsjokes@gawab.com
JuSt AdDeD NeW
SMS COLLECTION
**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**
**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**
**GoOd MoRnInG & GoOd NiGht**
QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA
IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
.
Load shading khatam ho jae ge
.
NEW dam bne ge
.
India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
.
Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE
In life 5 things u should
Never lose
.
Character
.
Self respect
.
Hope
.
Heart
.
.
&
.
.
.
Well, you know my name…
KISNA (Kashana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
QYAMAT KB AYE GE
Qyamat kb aye ge ?
JAB
Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA DEKH RHE HO
IDE-7418
.
ACT-751
.
M-9152
.
AC-2039
.
ACH-201
.
MNP-4848
.
LRA-5643
.
W-145
.
.
Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai
DING DONG (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA HAI FARAZ
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz
NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOLDEN WORDS
Golden words of a scholor
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & DIL
Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
.
.
Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”
JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BEST FRIENDS
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”
OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LEGAL AGE
Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
.
.
.
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai
KISNA (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SMS KYU KRTE HO
Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy
.
.
Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
.
.
Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy
SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN
Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
.
.
.
.
Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ISHQ
Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
.
.
.
Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY
A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
.
2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr
GHAZI (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHAT THEY DID
Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
.
Graham bell used 2 study in candle
.
Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
.
.
Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?
MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A GIFT FOR U
I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
.
.
.
.
.
.
1
2
3
4
5
7
8
9
10
.
.
Cheater
.
.
You did not close ur eyes
.
Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”
SULEHRI (Gujranwala)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KISS SMS
Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AADAT & AADAA….?
Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SAD SMS LOVE POEM
Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k
Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k
Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab
Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)
Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!
Dukhi mt hona
Afsos mt krna
Rona b nhe
Darna b nhe
Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!
Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Flowers mean Honey
Honey means Sweet
Sweet means Desire
Desire means Love
Love means Friend
&
Friend means “YOU”
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOOD NIGHT SMS
Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna
Good Night
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SEND ME SMS
Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy
Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati
Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)
Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei
Kya yhe pyar hy?
Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro
LADLA (LAHORE )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
To send jokes e.mail on
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JuSt AdDeD NeW
SMS COLLECTION
**FaRaZ**SaRdAr**SaNtA bAnTa**PhAtAn**
**LoVe**RoMaNtIc**PoEtRy**
**GoOd MoRnInG & GoOd NiGht**
QYAMAT KI 5 NISHANYA
IMF ka qarza uttar jae ga
.
Load shading khatam ho jae ge
.
NEW dam bne ge
.
India mein Pakistni movies
Lge ge
.
Pakstan dubara world cup
Jete ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
5 THINGS NOT 2 LOSE
In life 5 things u should
Never lose
.
Character
.
Self respect
.
Hope
.
Heart
.
.
&
.
.
.
Well, you know my name…
KISNA (Kashana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
QYAMAT KB AYE GE
Qyamat kb aye ge ?
JAB
Zardari imandari krega
.
Altaf Karachi aye ga
.
Musharaf par muqddma chale ga
.
Sheri Rehman parda kre ge
.
Nawaz aqalmand ho ga
.
Chief Justice bahal ho ga
.
Benazir k qatilon ka pta chal jae ga
.
Barik Hussain Obama Haj kre ga
.
India world cup jete ga
.
Lalu parshad politics chore de ga
.
China 2# saman bnana bnd kr de ga
.
Pakistan k MNA/MPA ghareeb ho ge
.
Bank gharebo ka qarza maaf kre ga
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA DEKH RHE HO
IDE-7418
.
ACT-751
.
M-9152
.
AC-2039
.
ACH-201
.
MNP-4848
.
LRA-5643
.
W-145
.
.
Dekh kya rhe ho
Ye un CARS k number hai
Jin pr tum ne subha
Kapra marna hai
DING DONG (Pindi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
YE KYA HAI FARAZ
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Ye kya batmezi hai Faraz
NIMKO (34km GT Road Chak 612)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOLDEN WORDS
Golden words of a scholor
1-Paisa jitna bhi jama kar lo kam hy
.
2-Jo cheez mangey na milay
usay utha lo..
(Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari AKA Mr.10%)
YAHOO (smsjokes.blogspot.com)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & DIL
Ab wo chuura(knife) le k mere peeche
Lag gae hai Faraz
.
.
Jb se main ne kaha hai
“dil cheer k dekh mera naam ho ga”
JUNAID SULEHRI (Shabistan e johar)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BEST FRIENDS
If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
“Lets go togather Friend”
OY! RAJU (http://www.smsxone.com/)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
LEGAL AGE
Why legal age for voting is 18
& for marriage 21
.
.
.
Kyu K
BV sambhalana mulaq sambhalne se
Zyada mushkil kaam hai
KISNA (Dehli)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SMS KYU KRTE HO
Muj se kse ne pocha tum sb ko
SMS kyu krte ho..?
Tumhe kya milta hy
.
.
Me ne hanss kr kha
Dena Lena to karobar hy
.
.
Do de kr khuch na le
Wohi pyar hy
SUBHAN ASLAM (A.J Kahmir)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PAKISTAN & AFGHANISTAN
Pakistan & Afghanistan
Mein kya difference hy..?
.
.
.
.
Afghan ka president KARZAI
Ur
Pakistan ke puri Qaum KARZAI
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ ON ISHQ
Ishq k sumandar may hum bhi
Dob jaen Faraz
.
.
.
Shart to ye hai kay TITANIC
Wali larki sath ho
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
HAR SANS PR LARKA MARTA HY
A girl:
Meri to hr sans pr larka marta hy
.
2nd Girl:
Tu acha tooth paste use kya kr
GHAZI (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
WHAT THEY DID
Galileo used 2 study in small Lamp
.
Graham bell used 2 study in candle
.
Shakespeare used 2 study in street lamp
.
.
Smj ye nhi aata k salay
DIN mein Charas pete the kya..?
MUDASAR (Kuwait <>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
A GIFT FOR U
I have a
GIFT 4 u
Plz close ur eyes
.
.
.
.
.
.
1
2
3
4
5
7
8
9
10
.
.
Cheater
.
.
You did not close ur eyes
.
Now
No GIFT 4 U
“BYE”
SULEHRI (Gujranwala)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KISS SMS
Love is heat which is very sweet Love is incomplete till 2 lips meet.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AADAT & AADAA….?
Adat aur Ada mei frq
Road k nal se pani pina,
Gareeb pye tu ADAT
Aur
Ameer pye tu ADA
Ab ap sms ko he le lein
Mei kru tu ADAT
Ap krein tu ADA
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SAD SMS LOVE POEM
Ek umr ke judai mera naseeb kr k
Wo tu chala gya,
Batein ajeeb kr k
Tarz e wafa ko uske mei ky nam du ab
Khud door ho gya hy,
Mujhe kareeb kr k
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AGR KOE TUMHE PAGAL KHE (INSULT SMS)
Koe
Apko Paga
Kahe
Tou!
Dukhi mt hona
Afsos mt krna
Rona b nhe
Darna b nhe
Himmat se khare ho kr
Puchna..!
Oye! Tujhe kese pata chala???
SAMUAL (CANADA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Flowers mean Honey
Honey means Sweet
Sweet means Desire
Desire means Love
Love means Friend
&
Friend means “YOU”
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOOD NIGHT SMS
Ae chand unko mera Pegham kehna
Khushi ka din aur Hansee ke SHAM kehna
Jab wo dekhe thujhe bahiraa kr
Tu unko mera SALAM kehna
Good Night
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SEND ME SMS
Dil ko dukhane mei
Wqt kitna lagta hy
Aansu bahane mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
Aap ko tu hmari yaad nhe aati
Wrna ek SMS krne mei
Wqt kitna lgta hy
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FRIENDSHIP SMS
Friendship is love and mutual faith
Receiving & sharing too,
Never demanding just understanding
Such Tender & True
LADLA (LAHORE)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
KYA YHE PYAR HY (URDU FUNNY SMS)
Boy: chalet chalet yunhi ruk jata hu mei
Bethe Bethe kehein kho jata hu mei
Kya yhe pyar hy?
Girl: nhe ye kmzori ke nashani hy
Subah sham Gulucose piya kro
LADLA (LAHORE )
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
Friday, February 6, 2009
ADULT SmS DHAMAK
ADULT SmS DHAMAKA
ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba:
Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?
.
Shopkeeper:
Ye Rs.10 ka hai
.
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,
Jb mein 8th class me the tb
Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MILK PRODUCTS & B(.)(.)Bsss
32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza
.
.
34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo
.
.
36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai
RAZWAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
B.V ,CONDOM & MAJOR ROHAIL
B.V:
Aj 9 inch ka condom lana
.
Major Rohail:
Mera to 3 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Aj Genral sab ne ana hy
.
Major Rohail:
Un ka to 6 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Un ka beta b aarha hy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT
Anti Misba apne choot k baal
Saaf kr rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Aj shoping pr jana hy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AURAT KA DOODH
Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde
.
.
1-Boil nhe krna prta
2-Kharab nhe hota
3-Hr age k marad ke pasand
4-Dil kash packing mein
5-Ek k sath dosra free
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BOYS…?
B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy
.
O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy
.
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k
.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy
FAHAD (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA
Nurse:
Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,
B.V mere Hospital mein hy,
Ur
Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GURYA KE SHADI
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,
.
.
wah wah
.
.
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,
.
.
Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath
Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,
HASHAM (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS
Judge:
Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail
tum se pyar nhe karta?
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD
Block karvaya
HOT BOY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUSH BUSH BUSH
Nahi tera Nasheeman white house
K aiwano main,
.
.
Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki
dukano main
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI KE JANNAT
Bubbli:
Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ka pao k neche
.
.
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the
“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”
CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUND,FARAZ,AND US
Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai
FARAZ
.
.
Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & JIN
Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya
.
.
3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM
k pass gya ur bola
“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo
Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA & B.V
Anti Misba:
Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kese pta chala,,?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke
Khushbu aa rhe hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
D(o)(o)DH & CH(o)(o)T
Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH
.
.
ur
Bache
K
Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ NHE AYA
Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA
To uurh gae Parwaz,
.
Bajne lage mere dil mein
Anokhe Saaaz,
.
Mere ami ur abu ho gae
Muj se Naraz,
.
Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu
Nhe aya Faraz
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE
Btao Anti Misba apna mobile
Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?
.
.
.
.
.
Apne mobile ke blue tooth
Theek karvane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL & ANTI MISBA
Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with
Her husband
.
Tourist Guide :
Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai
.
Anti Misba:
Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy
Major Rohail
DANISH (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI & ANTI MISBA
Bubbli:
Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai
.
Anti Misba:
Tuje kese pta chala…?
.
.
Bubbli:
Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy
.
.
Anti Misba:
Abe O randi wo to me ne
DAKAR MARA hai
HASHAM (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & WAPDA
Khuch to apne muqadar
Main andhairay hi thay
FARAZ
.
.
.
Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni
Behan ka rishta de dya
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JIMMY
(BEST FRIENDS)
Major Rohai:
Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga
.
.
Jimmy:
OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy
.
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
.
Jimmy:
Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga
.
.
Major Rohail:
Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai
FAHAD (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN
App ka koe acha din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA
.
.
Ap ka koe bura din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JUDGE
Judge:
Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab ye Doodh wale se
GAND mrva rhe the
Ur
Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy
“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OLD MAN DIED
An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an
Old women
After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died
.
.
.
POSTMARTM REPORT
Death due to drinking
Expiry milk product
DANISH (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
5mg VIAGRA
Old Man:
I need 5mg viagra
.
Chemist:
Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch
Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo
.
Old Man:
Beta bs itna khara ho jae
K
Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye
DANISH (Faisalabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ
Judge:
Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne
Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare
hath me kya tha..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Janab Misba
K
B(.)(.)Bsss
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TERE YAARI
Phone te karna dunya dari
.
Miscal te suki yaari
.
Aeyder oder lambian callan
.
Mout paindi a sadi wari
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI & NAJOOMI
Najoomi:
Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir
Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge
.
.
.
Bubbli:
Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal
Se achi hai….
ye bta shadi kb ho ge
WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….
Kese btao
K
Muje
Tu
Se
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaaaaa
Pyaaaaaa
.
.
Pyaaazz
Ur
Aalloo
Mungwane hai
JOJI (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & KISS
Major Rohail:
Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga
.
Jimmy:
OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga
FAHAD (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BOLO TARA RA RA…..
Arz ky hai
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai
.
Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Teacher:
Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge
.
.
.
Boys:
Pehle mera pehle mera…..
FAROOQ (LDA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ AND YAAD
Jab bhi hoti hai kharish
Mere LUN pe Faraz
.
.
To sochta hun teri GAAND
me Hichki lagi hogi
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DEFINATION OF WIFE
What is defination of wife
.
.
Wife is like
ZONG
One free number for life time
Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk
RASHID (PCHSIER)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SEXY QUESTION..?
Sunna hy k
Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke
Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai
.
.
To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi
Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?
2NO ANKHON PE
.
2NO GALON PE
.
2BAR HONTON PE
.
1BAR GARDAN PE
.
2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE
.
SARDIYON ME
.
SOONEY SE PEHLE
.
COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO
NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOOD QUESTION..?
Jb do ankhein milte hai to
Char ho jati hai
.
.
Lekin jb do dil milte hai
To ek ho jate hai
.
.
Kyu…?
Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DIRTY SEXY FUNNY
Chaku kya dikhaati hai,
.
Dhar to tilwar me hai,
.
Dupatte se kya chupati hai,
.
Maal to shalwar me hai
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PHATAN KE COLD DRINK
Agr phatan cold drink bnae
To us ka kya naam ho ga..?
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR COLA
Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DEFINITIONS
School:
Where papa pays & son plays
.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor
All ur life so that u can die rich
.
Marriage:
It is an agreement in which
Man loses his Bachelor degree
&
women gets her Masters
.
Doctor:
A person
Who kills
Your ill
By Pill
&
Kislls u
By
Bills
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
U R BOSS
A new pagal in pagalkhana
.
“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”
.
.
Dusra Pagal
“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro
Boss disturb ho jae ga
Wo msg parh raha hy”
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NAJOOMI AND A BOY
Najoomi:
Beta tum bohat parho ge
.
.
Boy:
Baba G parh to mein 5 saal
Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & CONDOM
Anti Misba:
Ye Condom ketne ka hy..?
.
Shopkeeper:
Ye Rs.10 ka hai
.
Anti Misba:
Toba ktne mehngai ka zamana hy,
Jb mein 8th class me the tb
Rs.1 mein SAFE SEX ho jaata tha
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MILK PRODUCTS & B(.)(.)Bsss
32 TARANG
Chota pack bara maza
.
.
34 EVERY DAY
Jaise chaho piyo
.
.
36 OLPER
Un k lye jo dil khool k pete hai
RAZWAN (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
B.V ,CONDOM & MAJOR ROHAIL
B.V:
Aj 9 inch ka condom lana
.
Major Rohail:
Mera to 3 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Aj Genral sab ne ana hy
.
Major Rohail:
Un ka to 6 inch ka hy
.
B.V:
Un ka beta b aarha hy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KE CHOOT
Anti Misba apne choot k baal
Saaf kr rhe the
.
Major Rohail:
Baal kyu saaf kr rhe ho…?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Aj shoping pr jana hy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
AURAT KA DOODH
Aurat k doodh k 5 fyde
.
.
1-Boil nhe krna prta
2-Kharab nhe hota
3-Hr age k marad ke pasand
4-Dil kash packing mein
5-Ek k sath dosra free
SUNNY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BOYS…?
B-Badmashiyon me sb se aagy
.
O-Oollu ke trha raat mein jaagy
.
Y-Yaarian nibhate jaan lga k
.
S-Shareef sirf maa baap k aagy
FAHAD (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL KA BACHA
Nurse:
Mubarak ho app k ghar larka hova hy
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Wah G Wah kya Technology hy,
B.V mere Hospital mein hy,
Ur
Bacha mere ghar pyda hova hy,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GURYA KE SHADI
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nechawar,
.
.
wah wah
.
.
Gurya ke shadi me hovy itne phool Nichawar,
.
.
Carmeraman Kamran Khan K sath
Shoaib bhatti GEO NEWS Peshawar,
HASHAM (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA PYAR KA EHSAS
Judge:
Tume kb ehsas hova k Major Rohail
tum se pyar nhe karta?
.
.
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb es ne apna CREDIT CARD
Block karvaya
HOT BOY (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUSH BUSH BUSH
Nahi tera Nasheeman white house
K aiwano main,
.
.
Tu Bush hai Basera kr Jooton ki
dukano main
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI KE JANNAT
Bubbli:
Papa Jannat kha hoty hai?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Maa ka pao k neche
.
.
Bubbli:
Ami to nokar ko keh rhe the
“Mere tango k darmyan Jannat hai”
CRAZY GIRL (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUND,FARAZ,AND US
Bund marwa marwa k thaak chukay hai
FARAZ
.
.
Kya karay k IMF ka qaraz abhi tak utra nhi
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA & JIN
Anti Misba ko JIN charh gya
.
.
3 din baad JIN khud ek ALLAM
k pass gya ur bola
“Aalim Sahab! Muje bahar nekalo
Anti Misba pr to dosre charhe rehte hai”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL,ANTI MISBA & B.V
Anti Misba:
Tum apne B.V k sath sex kr k aye ho..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Tume kese pta chala,,?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Tumhare LUN se CHOOT ke
Khushbu aa rhe hai
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
D(o)(o)DH & CH(o)(o)T
Bache ke sehat k lye maa ka D(.)(.)DH
.
.
ur
Bache
K
Baap ke sehat k lye maa ke CH(o)(o)T
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ NHE AYA
Lgaya jo CHARAS ke SUUTA
To uurh gae Parwaz,
.
Bajne lage mere dil mein
Anokhe Saaaz,
.
Mere ami ur abu ho gae
Muj se Naraz,
.
Ab tk es Ghazal mein kyu
Nhe aya Faraz
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA MOBILE
Btao Anti Misba apna mobile
Dentist k pass kyu le kr gae..?
.
.
.
.
.
Apne mobile ke blue tooth
Theek karvane
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL, TAJ MAHAL & ANTI MISBA
Anti Misba went 2 see Taj Mahal with
Her husband
.
Tourist Guide :
Madam ye dunya ka 7va aajuba hai
.
Anti Misba:
Are nhe nhe…ye to mera husband hy
Major Rohail
DANISH (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI & ANTI MISBA
Bubbli:
Lagta hy koe customer aa raha hai
.
Anti Misba:
Tuje kese pta chala…?
.
.
Bubbli:
Muje LUN ke khusbu aa rhe hy
.
.
Anti Misba:
Abe O randi wo to me ne
DAKAR MARA hai
HASHAM (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ & WAPDA
Khuch to apne muqadar
Main andhairay hi thay
FARAZ
.
.
.
Khuch WAPDA walo nay apni
Behan ka rishta de dya
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JIMMY
(BEST FRIENDS)
Major Rohai:
Wada kr tere B.V ke SEAL mein kholon ga
.
.
Jimmy:
OK wada…Pr mere b ek Sharat hy
.
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
.
Jimmy:
Mein shadi tere behan k sath kru ga
.
.
Major Rohail:
Haha! Us MOTO ke pehle he KHULI hoe hai
FAHAD (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ATNI MISBA K ACHE/BURE DIN
App ka koe acha din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jis din 20 larkon ne muje CHOODA
.
.
Ap ka koe bura din..?
.
.
Anti Misba:
Jb un 20 larkon ne pysee nhe dye
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & JUDGE
Judge:
Tu ne apni B.V ko kyu mara..?
.
.
Major Rohail:
Judge sab ye Doodh wale se
GAND mrva rhe the
Ur
Jb mein kehta hu to bolti hy
“Nhe! Bohat dard hot hai”
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
OLD MAN DIED
An old man was sucking B(.)(.)Bs of an
Old women
After sucking B(.)(.)s old man died
.
.
.
POSTMARTM REPORT
Death due to drinking
Expiry milk product
DANISH (Faislabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
5mg VIAGRA
Old Man:
I need 5mg viagra
.
Chemist:
Sir 5mg Viagra se app ka khuch
Nhe bne ga app 500 mg wale le lo
.
Old Man:
Beta bs itna khara ho jae
K
Shalwar mein ronak nazar aye
DANISH (Faisalabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
ANTI MISBA KA ASHIQ
Judge:
Jb tum pr Anti Misba k ashiq ne
Hamla kya to us waqt tumhare
hath me kya tha..?
.
.
.
Major Rohail:
Janab Misba
K
B(.)(.)Bsss
OMAR (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TERE YAARI
Phone te karna dunya dari
.
Miscal te suki yaari
.
Aeyder oder lambian callan
.
Mout paindi a sadi wari
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BUBBLI & NAJOOMI
Najoomi:
Tumhari shadi ho ge ur phir
Tumhari SEX life bohat achi ho ge
.
.
.
Bubbli:
Abe sale SEX LIFE to mere 5 saal
Se achi hai….
ye bta shadi kb ho ge
WASIQ ANSARI (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MUJE TUM SE PYAAAA….
Kese btao
K
Muje
Tu
Se
P
Py
Pya
Pyaa
Pyaa
Pyaaa
Pyaaaa
Pyaaaaa
Pyaaaaaa
.
.
Pyaaazz
Ur
Aalloo
Mungwane hai
JOJI (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
MAJOR ROHAIL & KISS
Major Rohail:
Tere B.V ke pehli kiss mein lu ga
.
Jimmy:
OK,Pr mere be ek sharat hy
.
Major Rohail:
Bolo?
.
Mein shadi tere behan se kry ga
FAHAD (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
BOLO TARA RA RA…..
Arz ky hai
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Darkht hilao to PATTAY hilte hai
.
tara ra ra
.
Tere GAND maro to TATTAY hilte hai
.
Ab bolo tara ra ra bolo tara ra ra
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
TEACHER AND STUDENT
Teacher:
Khamoosh ho jao nhe to khara kr du ge
.
.
.
Boys:
Pehle mera pehle mera…..
FAROOQ (LDA)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
FARAZ AND YAAD
Jab bhi hoti hai kharish
Mere LUN pe Faraz
.
.
To sochta hun teri GAAND
me Hichki lagi hogi
TABASUM (Islamabad)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DEFINATION OF WIFE
What is defination of wife
.
.
Wife is like
ZONG
One free number for life time
Raat 12 se subha 7 bje tk
RASHID (PCHSIER)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
SEXY QUESTION..?
Sunna hy k
Qurbani k janwar ko chand raat ke
Raat ko churiyan nazar aati hai
.
.
To phir Lakrkiyon ko mehndi
Ke raat ko kya nazar aata hy..?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
JISAM PR SAB JAGA….?
2NO ANKHON PE
.
2NO GALON PE
.
2BAR HONTON PE
.
1BAR GARDAN PE
.
2BAR GARDAN SE ZARA NECHE
.
SARDIYON ME
.
SOONEY SE PEHLE
.
COLD CREAM….ZROR LGAO
NOSHEENA RAZA (Lahore)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
GOOD QUESTION..?
Jb do ankhein milte hai to
Char ho jati hai
.
.
Lekin jb do dil milte hai
To ek ho jate hai
.
.
Kyu…?
Prof. DIL MIL GAE (Love Point)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DIRTY SEXY FUNNY
Chaku kya dikhaati hai,
.
Dhar to tilwar me hai,
.
Dupatte se kya chupati hai,
.
Maal to shalwar me hai
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
PHATAN KE COLD DRINK
Agr phatan cold drink bnae
To us ka kya naam ho ga..?
.
.
.
.
.
NASWAR COLA
Kocha Cola products Pvt.Ltd
FARUKH (Karachi)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
DEFINITIONS
School:
Where papa pays & son plays
.
Life Insurance:
A contract that keeps u poor
All ur life so that u can die rich
.
Marriage:
It is an agreement in which
Man loses his Bachelor degree
&
women gets her Masters
.
Doctor:
A person
Who kills
Your ill
By Pill
&
Kislls u
By
Bills
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
U R BOSS
A new pagal in pagalkhana
.
“Muje paglon k boss se milna hy”
.
.
Dusra Pagal
“Ssssshhh….shoor na kro
Boss disturb ho jae ga
Wo msg parh raha hy”
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
NAJOOMI AND A BOY
Najoomi:
Beta tum bohat parho ge
.
.
Boy:
Baba G parh to mein 5 saal
Se rha hu btao pass kb hu ga
RAKESH MEHTA (Ludhyana)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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